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Plot twist. Intelligence is attractive.
So Mr. Anxiety attack, on a scale of 0-10, 0 being no pain and 10 being Jesus crucified to the cross, what's your pain?
Instead of pinching a woman for not wearing green tomorrow , why don't you pull her hair or give her ass a little spank. Just saying.
Martinis are like women's tits. One's not enough and three's too many.
Decided: If I don't have kids by 35, I'm adopting two. If great single mothers exist, why can't great single fathers?
You can't cook, dropping out of school, don't suck D, you're fat and you're an entitled little shit... I wonder why you've never had a BF?
I would date you so hard.
Things nurses say during shift change: "not my patient."
Rib eye. Grills tomatoes and asparagus and a whiskey. Sounds like dinner to me.
If Sinatra was still alive today, he'd be happy to know we still woo the ladies after midnight with his music and lots of whiskey.
A chive shirt at the bar. How original
I just want to stab your eyes out with a 16 gauge IV needle.
Repp tie wearing, single malt drinking, Sinatra listening Republican.