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Decided: If I don't have kids by 35, I'm adopting two. If great single mothers exist, why can't great single fathers?
I just want to stab your eyes out with a 16 gauge IV needle.
I would kiss those lips so long and slow you'd lose track of space and time.
Some of you ladies are too dreamy. Stop it.
One day. Maybe not today or tomorrow. But one day.
Brains and motivation are such a turn on.
Relationshit status: freak.
"You don't know anything about a woman until you meet her in court."
Ridiculously gorgeous women depress me.
Apparently I might be intoxicated as well
With a lady as cute and sweet as you, I couldn't possibly be serious all the time. How could I?
This Gin and Tonic is on point. Bring me three more, waitress. Please and thank you !
Repp tie wearing, single malt drinking, Sinatra listening Republican.