@aurist ha ha, did you just out yrself

The best thing about being a baseball fan is how often you encounter the word “groin”.

All I can think is, how has this movie NOT BEEN MADE BEFORE NOW.  http://twitpic.com/cswxw4 

RAP GAME CALL OF DUTY DOG

Yesterday's rain in #PDX broke the old record by 150% & was the coldest day in 108 years. #DrupalCon  http://www.oregonlive.com/weather/index.ssf/2013/05/post_9.html …

@horse_ebooks my life is falling apart. I'm trapped in a novelty animatronic banjo-playing bear

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Presenting the new Xbox! It's A Gun

Photo: this was my favorite picture from the con  http://tmblr.co/ZZR2-xlUHuho 

this is a dog

SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME FROM MAKING THESE  http://i.imgur.com/iSyVQnV.jpg 

NERD ALERT pic.twitter.com/uNoDL4vFqy

my biological clock is ticking but it’s the one that tells me to eat a whole pot roast

a good name for a bad bar would be “The Dadhouse”

History of San Jose

In 1883, a horse named Hoo-Haw was tried and hung for arson.[4]

Hey, check this out. Looks like the boys at the Swimp factory are movin' things along... pic.twitter.com/hQ2Y9zNPjh

in which a celebrated public intellectual confuses "from" and "for"  https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/334656775196393473 …

🎶 let’s talk about pets ba-by /
let’s talk about treats and fleas /
let’s talk about all the good pets and the bad pets /
that we’ve seen 🎶

 http://25.media.tumblr.com/f15d2a304c1c16f00b23c8f4bbdfe470/tumblr_mmlzdyF0WR1s02y88o1_500.png … I hope you checked your privilege today

@hermit_thrush you will not fuck in 2013 pic.twitter.com/OKj8qnDBcl