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Love is patient, love is kind, love is like dragging sandpaper across your dick so don't love anything ever and eat tons of cookies instead.
It's not where you take the girl to kiss her, but HOW you kiss her that counts.
@reverend_scott @recalcitrant793 of Course! Because we always eat the box and dump the contents of the box!
@shock_monster @reverend_scott : I get this. The Vajayjay does kinda look like it was put together by somebody who wasn't looking...
95% of the time when I'm late, I was waiting for my phone to be charged 100%.
follow, unfollow… follow, unfollow. make up your fucking mind, grandma!
Friend said his religion worships fertility & genitalia. That sounds a bit sack-religious to me.
BOOM!
*Drops mic* *Pop & locks off stage*
If you've ever wanted to reconnect with people you haven't seen in ages, take a quick trip to the grocery store looking like complete shit.
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I guess my tweets do suck. Can't tweet about being a "real man" and crying over lost followers all day right. @thatupsdude
@travleblanc @reverend_scott I read in Readers Digest its foreplay Iread elsewhere its what you and I would never see unless in a gym shower
Inappropriate. Not a toucher, but a feeler. I'd pray for you, but you're likely fucked already. Get on your knees and pray... and while you're down there...