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A friend told a good joke. Unable to star him, I gave him a hug. It was awkward.
Twitter is turning me into a weirdo.
Twitter is turning me into a weirdo.
When I fart in Starbucks, I like to say, "Oh, my. That was a Venti."
Then everyone just nods and we go about our day.
Then everyone just nods and we go about our day.
I'll shake what my mama gave me as soon as I figure out how to gyrate low self-esteem and a crippling fear of change.
I went a full day without sending a tweet and realized I have a family. It was like finding change under the sofa cushions.
Look, boss, all I said was, "I bet my raise is as big as your dick." Whether that's an insult or not is entirely up to you.
The 5-year-old keeps announcing whatever he's about to do. "Stop, son. Only grownups on social media networks get to do that."
So there I am, feasting on brains, and this dude calls me the z-word. And I'm like, "It's un-dead American, asshole!" Yeesh.
A study has found that people who use Twitter work harder at their jobs and I'm totally kidding we'll all be fired any day now.
For Lent, Sarah Palin is giving up the governorship of Alask...her last shred of human dign...her integri...let's say candy.
A new study concludes that optimistic people are happier.
The study's probably wrong.
Studies are stupid.
Fuck you.
The study's probably wrong.
Studies are stupid.
Fuck you.
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