On Friday, Jennifer Hudson was on @piersmorgan praising Whitney's talent. On Sunday, she's singing her tribute at the #Grammys. Life.

Not to anyone's surprise, @theonion nails this week  http://www.theonion.com/articles/jesus-this-week,32105/ …

DEAR RESTAURANT INDUSTRY, STOP GIVING THE CHECK TO THE MALE! I'm the breadwinner, thank you.

In Beyonce We Trust

The best Obama ad of the 2012 election, created simply by Romney speaking "off the cuff": http://t.co/zv81H0QW

Whenever I tell people I stopped being a vegetarian due to Five Guys, I hope they understand I'm not kidding.

Grammar fact of the day: The past tense of "smite" is "smote" — not "smited."

I suppose I'd make a terrible film critic: I loved 'Great Gatsby.'

Loyola, I love you. When I'm swimming in Perignon-filled pools later in life, I'll think of you, but for now Phonathon must stop calling me.

Rent day is so demoralizing.

At Nerd Prom, Obama jokes, "I'm not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be"  http://trib.in/ZHjfQZ 

I wish you could tip your @cta driver.

Of all things. MT @mattdpearce: Texas residents seem indifferent about why a fertilizer plant exploded in their town  http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-texas-safety-20130425,0,5824787.story …”

No. RT @marksanford: Since my opponent won't debate, we decided to "debate" her biggest benefactor, Nancy Pelosi: pic.twitter.com/0EnFGlEXO3

@reynoldsjessica @brit_knee3 oh my god, have*. Clearly I'm enjoying it here.

Stocks plummet thanks to fake AP tweet  http://politi.co/Y1VqTU 

Reporting may have been sloppy, but @cnn brought in high ratings during the Boston manhunt  http://nyti.ms/ZlPMvF 

@sonofconway Purely for quaintness.

Only good news of this week. RT @jessicagalliart: Hey guys, it's Pay Day Friday.

Dove's new ad campaign tries to lift women's self-esteem... while making us all seem weak and narcissistic
 http://realbeautysketches.dove.us/