"@comedytexts: My music taste goes from ghetto black girl to depressed white girl."

"@sexualturnons: Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat ass is calling me."

"@hornyfacts: Kissing is healthy. Lets be healthy." Omg. I'm unhealthy.. FUCK IT..

You had a crush on me before??? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?

"@tygaverified: I wonder if you miss me.. Probably not."

"@factsofschool: My entire school: "You don't talk much." Me: "Beause you're all cunts.""

“@blackksantiago: #FreshmanAdvice High School is not High School Musical... we're not all in this together. You're on your own.”

@gabythegiant @shortsgirl_ you're an imposter.

#StrugglesOfBeingHispanic when true mexicans think you're white and you speak spanish just as well as they do, they're like, "a la madre!"

"@supremegio: The flirting stage before a relationship > The actual relationship"

"@extragrumpycat: If I don't mention you, then the tweet wasn't about you. But if the shoe fits, then lace that bitch up and wear it."

"@joelosteen: You have to believe that God is in control. That means there is no need to be stressed out and worried."

"@soreiatable: ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔Nobody wants me. 😕" lmao

"@grumpyycat: I gave a fuck once. It was terrible."

"@ohdearoomf: Dear #oomf, I'll always be here for you, no matter what." Even if you hate me.

"@ohdearoomf: I wanna be someone's #oomf..." #ThaStruggle

"@tothekidswho: here's to the kids who can't control their jealousy." ME.

"@soreiatable: Do you ever feel like no one actually wants to talk to you or even likes you?"

One thing I love...is not worrying about anything.

"@girlposts: Being in a relationship is not about kissing, dates or showing off. It's about being with the person who makes you happy...❤"