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One day I will be thin again and refuse these mother fuckers. So sad that my thumbs are to fat. Took me 10 min to type this.
Oh. How cute. You think I'm checking you out. I'm gay bitch. I like your shoes.
Seriously. I hope I don't get to fucked up. I mean Im a bit to old for this to be cool anymore.
Good morning! Almost shit my pants so far today. Haven't even left the house.
I want pizza right now, but pizza is not awake right now.
The fat guy next to me keeps eyeing my wings and French fries.
Dad coming home in about an hour. Ive got to hurry and drink all the booze in the house before he catchs on.
Not religious,but when people don't tip I pray they go to hell.
Being fat is basically social suicide.
Finally after 3 hours she's on her way. Could have done so much if she was a bit clearer with her words. Should have known better.
Security found me outside of my room. Helped me get in after he read instructions on my arm.
I'm sorry. You think you have morals.
Just put out and no one gets hurt.
I would hate to call her older. She's just sexy. Secure. Self assured. Confident and beautiful. I wish she could see her self as I see her.
Currently sitting on a toilet that has no door. So everyone can see me taking a shit but not giving one.
I wish gay guys weren't so feminine. If I wanted to be with someone who acted like a chick, I would date a girl.
People are so interesting. I feel like I'm in a zoo pretending to be like them.
I can't believe I'm doing this. The geek in me has grown stronger.
Sometimes I think god swallows my tears, and pee's them back on my life.