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If Etta James wrote "At Last" now, I would hope it would be called "Dat Ass"
Construction workers can still cat call me providing I don't have to stop coaxing them to jump.
To whomever broke into my car last night-sorry you didn't want my cat carrier & felt whatever was in my car would better your life that much
I've never messed up under pressure with millions watching! Miss Utah is a chump! Lets keep it up cause she's too pretty to have feelings
I'm having one of those days where everyone looks like a background actor
I wish I could be wrong as many times as meteorologist and it be "Okay" with everyone
Totally know how the Prince Bride felt. My shoes are completely filled with sand
Jukeboxes in bars start more fights than drunken girlfriends
When I see a cat on a missing poster, I always think they just weren't ready to be a parent yet...
"Happiness is high bun" - Hipsters running two things we love = Music and fashion...
Nothing like waking up with your significant other, your dog and 2 window cleaners ALL farting in unison.
Walking into a Starbucks with no bra on, is my way of sticking it to corporatism.
Just found out my life is going to seriously change in 9 months.... IM MOVING TO MARS!
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