I keep trying to get people to block me, but instead, I get more followers. Idiots.

I am NOT racist! I hate everyone equally!

Revelations 54:23 - "@mothpete: People who don't believe the moon landing was real are going to hell."

It's all fun and games until the opium runs out.

I worship Santa. Not Saint Nicholas but Santa the big fat elf... 'Cause he brings me shit...

Drugs not hugs.

"@squirrelnugs: I just realized "strap on" is "no parts" backwards. Just throwin' that out there."

“Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny or despise, serves to defeat us in the end." - Henry Miller

Idaho man accused of using gun to force 'moonwalk' >>> http://t.co/sNoV43fE

You know what's bullshit? Doctor's being paid even when they don't cure you. THATS BULLSHIT!

Okay. Let me make sure I understand. Freemasons are trying to take over the world. Right?

@nottychrissy Kids. They're like little disgusting adults.

@chickenmclovin @stexcy @lemayisazoo @nottoofunny @newphaseofchris @ez_g @zelda_baby @skipperstevens @justmug @mytwoscentz

WHAT ABOUT ME?

FUCK!

@saraespivey All that matters is how much you love yourself. Don't put your happiness in someone else's hands.

@cliffalus Record Store Day even has it's own website! >>> http://t.co/wAh4AvsJ

@cliffalus Okay, you won me back.

@cliffalus That was so bad, I unfollowed you.

@cool_jesse Me too.

@cool_jesse I don't blame you. They only use a d4 for hit-dice. Nerds.