I went outside once. The graphics were great but the gameplay was awful.

I found a wagn on the side of the road - http://t.co/4z3UC3k2

@tinymajkel I can imagine you listening to Justin Bieber’s Boyfriend song while your left hand does its job.

A cat is the mayor of a town in Alaska. What. http://t.co/rWfZO7qE

You know how Horcruxes divide one's soul into pieces? I think Twitter did that with my attention span.

I won't be forever alone because I have my multiple personalities to keep me company.

@makkapakka3 @bloxxer Penis Fly Trap - A.K.A a zipper

Someone just explained to me that the reason he has Beats is because Beats look better than good headphones. So does money in your pocket…

If sexual orientation is a choice then when did straight people choose to be straight?

In Minecraft hardcore mode, blocks of TNT should rain down like explosive meteors every couple of nights or so.

@kuuderee I'll take the cat option then. Nobody arrests cats

Insert tea bag into hot water and steep in apathy until you don't care. Sip.

@databendr 50 Shades of Arabica coffee beans

@databendr @kamiwoo 28/7 eat craisins errday. #CraisinsClub

@deltaaccel @bevarii @blaishe Strap Thomas the engine to the railroad tracks and attach train cars to his back

This sums up chats with @mystaceus - Mystaceus: [Soulful song lyrics about hurting everyone around him]
Rhonalex: "what"
Mystaceus: "fkme"

I like the bass, bass, bass, I like the buttery-biscuit bass.

Hmm… YEAUH NIGGA, YOU A GOLD DIGGA, NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGA. That's my rap so far. Is it good?

@blaishe @amoebazebra Always the surfer dudes who say "Woah, dude..." when there's a giant disaster destroying everything.

Tumblr is incredibly interesting when I follow more than just teenagers, who kind of all reblog the same type of images.