If you're not madly in love well there's no point of being in love at all

One of the most remarkable things about twitter is the complete inability to explain it to outside people.

Never reject the gift of a compliment. Never deny someone the pleasure of being kind.

Twitter is a strange mix of total honesty and deeply held secrets.

I'm convinced half of you use drugs and the other half should!

It will be very weird when the ordinary, normal people eventually join twitter..

Happiness often takes a bit of goddamn courage.

Australians are like really, really, really nice Americans..

Some bruises are worth it.

I really want to have sex with someone amazing.

Might have to be me.

Twitter is a sheltered workshop for evil geniuses.

It's funny how as you get older you relate more to the villains in Disney than the Princesses.

You twist my words so deliciously I just want to pin you down with mixed metaphors.

Retweeting is a kind and generous act like helping a little old lady cross the road.

I just held a sock reunification ceremony.

Retweet if you think whaling is cruel and unnecessary

You can never assume people have the slightest clue of what you're feeling unless you tell them

Poets have access to the magic parts of their brains.

In some ways I understand you but for the most part I have no idea.. And isn't that wonderful..

Does anyone on twitter not have a frickin cat??