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In the end, all a person can do is try to live their life in such a way that it doesn’t require 700 armed guards to protect their coffin.
I’m going to miss Chris Moyles on Radio 1. Just like I always did.
They’re finally releasing the iPhone 5 tomorrow. I always said those guys were innocent.
Jay-Z will always live in the shadow of his brother A, author of the best-selling ‘London’.
Well done, Jeremy Hunt. It takes a big man to admit when your special adviser is wrong.
Well of course the TUC would target the Ritz. Rival biscuits.
All footage of Savile jogging now looks less like a series of charity events, and more like the continual fleeing of various crime scenes.
I’ve had a think, and despite not having run a bank into the ground, I too am prepared to forego a knighthood and live off £400,000 a year.
“When I graduated, I was technically unemployed. I didn’t riot. I got on my horse and asked my father-in-law for work,” Cameron continued.
It’s a sad fact that there are now more lions in parody accounts than there are in the wild.
Many at Wednesday’s funeral will be seeking some kind of closure.
A library or emergency ward, perhaps. Anything to help pay for it all.
This Glitter thing has really thrown a spotlight on the issue of young people lurking online pretending to be paedophiles.
"Bollocks, I'll make biscuits then. Whatever." #apprentice
MPs ‘lashing’ big corporations over avoiding tax are like a man holding a plug and shouting at the bathwater for not staying in the tub.
British Sausage Week is too commercialised now. There were already sausages at Tesco in August this year.
Once you know Justin Bieber is CGI, you can't *not* see it. Amazing work by Andy Serkis, though.
Still holding out the hope that my life up to now has just been Derren Brown trying to teach me an important lesson.