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I accidentally poked my first cousin on Facebook yesterday. Once again my southern upbringing has reared its ugly head.
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
I read somewhere that thirty-eight is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.
I just yelled at a guy for cutting me off and he yelled back to me "You're cute when you get angry." Road rage is pointless in a Prius.
I told my Doctor the other day "I think I'm going deaf". He asked me to describe the symptoms. "Well, Homer is bald, Marge has blue hair"...
I learned 2 things today. 1. When sexting, always make sure you send it to the intended person. 2. Apparently my friend Joe goes both ways.
My tweet writer called out sick, so I'm going to have to do this on my own. Here goes.... I'm making a sandwich. NAILED IT!
My 7 year old missed one word on her spelling test & she got a gold star. She wrote "fart" instead of "fort". I gave her a second star.
I tried to write a CSI show set in my hometown, but couldn't solve the case. Everyone's DNA was the same, and there were no dental records.
My password is MickeyGoofyPlutoDonaldAtlanta.Twitter told me it had to be at least 4 characters long and include at least one captial.
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