When I grow up I want to be that person that comes up with the names for military operations, police investigations n royal commissions

Pigeons grow strong, evil & completely fearless when fed on a diet of kibble...snort

Why do some humans let the world know they were unfollowed? ...snort

I am in a cognitive-affective state characterised by intrusive and obsessive fantasising concerning reciprocity of amorant feelings by you

As I drag my pee pee across the wet lawn,bright sun flashes in my eyes making me squint & snort like a Japanese choo choo train..snort snort

Dear bots,soon as I lose weight,will sell my house & buy an ipad or iphone to watch sexy girls cause Im single,to cure my erection problems

Life is like CERN...we're all highly charged protons running in opposite directions until we meet..then we see god..snort

I'd love to go to a #eurovision closing party... I bet it's like the Ewok party at the end of Return of the Jedi

I sooooo badly want to bonk my twitter crush's ankle into oblivion ...snort

I is elf...Merry Xmas  http://twitpic.com/bozpzi 

I'll stop loving you when you stop ignoring me ...snort

I know they have no tweets, no followers but their avi gives me wood...i have to follow ..snort

Retweets are like the testicles I used to have ...pls fondle...snort

Weimeraner's balls finally dropped..only took 7 months...now we wait for his bark to break...pussy...snort

All those people spreading bad rumors about me...please stop!..some of my followers are not very smart ...snort

Having an Amish moment trying to explain twitter to the dogs down the street...snort

twitter is a web & we are all spiders ...snort

Today I'm a dragonfly...not that I know what sound it makes so I'll leave it at that ...snort

Please be my valentine...ill be your flower...mwah!...snort http://t.co/whNHdrC7

I is Apocalypse Now...snort  http://twitpic.com/bi0knv