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It's been Chevy Truck Month for about 9 years now
N. Korea: "we have nukes."
Obama: "WE HAVE A HULK."
Farrah from Teen Mom is releasing a sex tape, which is pretty much a prequel to Teen Mom, which should pretty much be called "Teen Hooker."
I LIKE THIS NEW KANYE WEST FONT
*Drake picks Lil Wayne up off a skateboard by his waist. Nicki Minaj grabs the board. Flips it. Drake places him back on the board safely*
Weird how Boy Scouts never allowed openly gay boys to join 'til now considering how literally nothing is gayer than Boy Scouts.
To clarify any confusion, Texas Toast is just regular toast holding a gun.
Happy find-out-what-everyone's-mom-looks-like-on-Facebook Day!
BF: You hang up first.
GF: No YOU hang up first.
BF: no, YOU.
NSA: *click* *dial tone*
Ex-Box One is what Taylor Swift calls the box in her basement that she plans on keeping Joe Jonas' dead body in.
It's probably called 'Talking Dead' because 'Grown Up Idiot Losers Over Analyzing A Fucking Show About Zombies On Sundays,' is too long.
I'm 24 years old. I am an American. I'm fully eligible to vote. I owe $9 to the public library in overdue fees for a book about lizards.
Breaking Bad could've been written to take place in the state of Texas but you know what they say, "Don't meth with Texas."
Tim Duncan sneaks into the locker room and sticks a piece of tape covering an 'N' on back of Bonner's jersey. He LOLs. He's 37 years old.
Crazy that Adele n Taylor Swift are the same age. Also how much they'd resemble Ren & Stimpy together.
Just here waiting for Sn00ki's baby to go up on eBay
Definitely post a screen shot of your alarm, we definitely all need to know how early you're gonna start being annoying tomorrow.
Imagine a squirrel band named 'aKoЯn.' Or 'SlipkNUT.' Or don't, whatev, u boring assholes.
Snooki's probably snuggling with a swaddled up can of 4Loko while baby Lorenzo fills out online applications for GOLDS GYM right now.