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It's been Chevy Truck Month for about 9 years now
N. Korea: "we have nukes."
Obama: "WE HAVE A HULK."
Farrah from Teen Mom is releasing a sex tape, which is pretty much a prequel to Teen Mom, which should pretty much be called "Teen Hooker."
To clarify any confusion, Texas Toast is just regular toast holding a gun.
*Drake picks Lil Wayne up off a skateboard by his waist. Nicki Minaj grabs the board. Flips it. Drake places him back on the board safely*
Happy find-out-what-everyone's-mom-looks-like-on-Facebook Day!
I'm 24 years old. I am an American. I'm fully eligible to vote. I owe $9 to the public library in overdue fees for a book about lizards.
Crazy that Adele n Taylor Swift are the same age. Also how much they'd resemble Ren & Stimpy together.
Just here waiting for Sn00ki's baby to go up on eBay
Definitely post a screen shot of your alarm, we definitely all need to know how early you're gonna start being annoying tomorrow.
Imagine a squirrel band named 'aKoЯn.' Or 'SlipkNUT.' Or don't, whatev, u boring assholes.
Snooki's probably snuggling with a swaddled up can of 4Loko while baby Lorenzo fills out online applications for GOLDS GYM right now.
Is being on that "good kush n alcohol" slang for "welfare"??
Idc how hard u partied at the island this past week; u DIDN'T party harder than the sea gull with its head stuck in a cheetos bag right now.
Easy on the candy, everyone. Y'all wouldn't wanna get diagnosed with type two Honey Boo Boo.
IDEA: 4th place Bronze, 3rd place Silver, 2nd place Gold, 1st place Pizza.
Senate passed a bill that'll require states to collect taxes on internet purchases when really we should tax people who use hashtags on FB.
*posts photo of healthy breakfast* *waits 5 min* *hits refresh* "A Rabbit 'Liked' your photo"
Just voted Romney/Ryan for Spring Fling king n queen.