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It's true; girls can't read maps. Only guys are capable of comprehending the idea that one inch could be considered a long ride.
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Any ideas what to give my sister for her birthday today?

I was thinking maybe a boyfriend, but there's no good refund policy for that.
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I don't need botox or a new makeup kit for Christmas. If you want me to look prettier, I'll probably just give you more beer.
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Boyfriend thinks sitting beside me as I type would automatically give me muse. This is like watching porn, and then expecting to get laid.
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"Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" is just another politically correct way of saying "Men are from Stupid, Women are From Bitches."
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Feeling like a Muppet today. And by that I mean that it feels like someone's hand is up my ass.
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Remember kids; never accept candy from strangers.

Just yank that sugary treat out of their hands and run like the motherfucking wind.
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I can never be a vegetarian. I figured that if God didn't want us to eat chicken he wouldn't have made everything else taste like it.
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Tweet like no one's reading. Star like no one's keeping score. LOL like you've got a billion followers. This is how we ALL should roll.
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Show me in this novel where the writer touched you.
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If life is a highway, I'm calling my autobiography "Frogger".
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If being sexy was a crime, I think I'd be acquitted.
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I put the LOL in Lolita.
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You can't say "customer service" without "cuss".
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At another Christmas party. There's a girl in the corner, losing what appears to be more than just her religion. Oh no, I've said too much.
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If the eyes are the windows of the soul, then the reason I wear bangs is because I don't appreciate strangers peeking in.
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Me: You at work?

BF: Yah, miss me?

Me: No, just wanted to know where you are so I can cheat on you.

BF: Bring back a lesbian!
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The difference between fuck-me heels and fuck-you heels are the number of men killed in the encounters.
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There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, I use a stolen Mastercard.
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What are these Shorty nominations people have been talking about? Do I qualify? Cause I'm Asian and built like a hobbit.
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