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The Patricia Arquette vs James Gandolfini scene in True Romance will always be one of my favorites. RIP Big Man
I hit a little girl on a tricycle, and when I got out to exchange insurance info she just laid there. It's like, come on... don't be a dick.
I wish I was a little bit shorter I wish I was a hoarder I wish there was a bed made of cats I could order.
Attached you will find my resume, as well as a picture of your house
Sane as it never was.
RT if you love God & use him as a shield to avoid accountability
"Only the good die." - Jung
Hey morons, when in doubt, just spell it "theiyr're."
We're all gonna die so just chill out about everything.
*adopts a unruly dog*
im goimg to name u "drum" hehe
look at this trick i taugt him
*dog does nothimg*
drum roll please
You’d be surprised what someone can say by not talking.
is german roulette where you shoot everyone else
How dare you incinerate that I don't know big words.
You were right Ricky, Ronnie, and Mike...that girl is Poison....
Hockey: because running on knives makes sense.
Widespread Panic! At the Disco
The Mexican space program is just a dark room with glow in the dark stars on the ceiling
I don’t understand why people take Twitter so seriously. I don’t even care about my job. And they pay me.
When I was 11 I inadvertently hit a friend in the head with a bowling ball at church he went to the hospital I finished the game we never spoke again.