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I liked it. So I put a ring on it. #fb
Chuck Norris doesn't watch Shark Week, Sharks watch Chuck Norris Week
Obama: You want answers? Wilson: I think I'm entitled. O: You want answers?! W: I want the truth! O: You can't handle the truth!
Its my hashtagging, isn't it? You hate the hashtagging. I knew it! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
In the timeless battle of Good vs. Evil, I shall always choose to dress my hot dogs w/ mustard. #fb
I'm not saying this meeting is a COMPLETE waste of time... actually, yes...yes, I am saying that. #fb
In Sand Springs for football... Can hear the faint melody of "Dueling Banjos" in the distance... #fb
I came. I saw. I resigned to write a book about it (maybe pitch a talk show).
Imma let you finish...no, really, finish...I'm done.
OHNO! Its #FF & I haven't done a THING to my profile! Please excuse the mess, I don't usually have all these RTs laying around
Imagine a state legislature "opting out" of Medicare...
finally did a google to see what an 'ed hardy' was and ewwwwwwwww! #fb
I think I'll just "phone it in" today
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Me thinks me has a personal pronoun problem. #fb
Harry Potter and the Prune Who Must Not Be Named #geriatricpotter
Hey, guys, let's hijack a freighter off the coast of Somalia! Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
The first step to conquering your twaddiction is twadmitting you have a problem.
My tie jokes make me thirsty. No tie today. #fb
My new razors have given me the shave & confidence I need to take all 4 kids to the WalMarts while wife goes shopping w/her mom
Micro-blogging observations re: Family, Work, Politics, and Culture.