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Please don't do that exploding fist-bump thing to me. My uncle was on the Death Star.
The same people that don't believe in the legitimacy of climate change do believe in the legitimacy of Noah's Ark
#ReplaceBandNamesWithRape #ReplaceYourBodyPartsWithRobotParts #WhenDoYouCeaseBeingHuman #TheAnswerIsYouWereNeverHumanToBeginWith #Theseus
I think having sex with David Lynch wouldn't make any sense either.
Ah, open mics. Where no one can tell whether or not this is racist.
Just spent at least 45 minutes screaming into the darkness about the industrial military complex.
Ned Flanders - Likability = Rick Santorum
The math says that Rick Santorum will lose. But math is close to science, which makes everyone a liberal pagan elitist for pointing that out
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