MT @jjochwat's son: "Why doesn't @realdonaldtrump take that $5M he was going to donate for Obama's transcripts & give it to Red Cross?"

Great idea. RT @jimmylasalvia .@thegrammys should ask Dolly Parton to sing "I Will Always Love You" tomorrow. Please RT.

I KNOW puns -- good & bad: NO WAY it's an accident. RT @rejectedjokes ESPN wins most racist headline of decade award- http://t.co/QAqXNopQ

Media "black"-out. RT @drewmtips
MSNBC didn't show Davis. #ProtectTheNarratve

Otherwise A+. RT @buzzfeedandrew
The first two sentences in this Charlotte Allen piece contain five factual errors. pic.twitter.com/NjziaQ7y

Ouch. RT @poliscipunk: #Boom RT @jbouie: A perfect representation of the campaign: an old white man arguing with an imaginary Barack Obama.

RT @jpodhoretz: BREAKING: CPAC disinvites Edmund Burke. "Uses too many big words," says genius organizer.

Plus aimless droning in between. RT @politicsoffear RT @kiser: MSNBC’s Toure: From Anti-Drone to Pro-Drone In 7 Weeks  http://bit.ly/11RsTfR 

African-Americans for the 2nd Amendment,  http://wapo.st/UTdvg1 
#tcot #p2
cc. @adamserwer @owillis @elonjames
@baratunde

So, it's open question whether Obama victory equals a mandate, but gay marriage going 4-0 in state initiatives guarantees more man-dates.

RT @douggpound: BREAKING: Dan Aykroyd to replace Eddie Murphy for Oscar host as part of a bet by two callous millionaires.

To keep both sides of my TL in good spirits: Yes, RW-ers, many Chechens are Muslim. Yes, LW-ers, many Chechens are white. #nowshutup

HOLY SH*T! RT @heyveronica Whoa, the 86th street R station has water above the platform (via @ninjapito)  http://twitpic.com/b8ntyj 

"To Serve & Protect" -- IT'S A COOKBOOK!!
RT @newyorkfbi FBI arrests police officer in conspiracy to kidnap, cook, and eat women. #nyc

Whitney Houston sings the National Anthem -- Star Spangled Banner - http://t.co/RHwIhvRr
#whitneyhouston

AWKWARD. RT @iandonovanvp: This bears repeating: Paul Ryan unfollowed Mitt Romney. That is hilarious.

Trying to crash the stock market in mere minutes? Turns out there's an AP for that!

The dereliction of duty by House failing to take up Sandy aid just did more damage to GOP brand than any fallout from fiscal cliff. Ugly.

At 4:10PM, Barack Obama became 1st sitting president to vote early. Being Chicago, at 6:10PM, Obama became 2nd president to vote early.

Paging @secupp!! "Ted Cruz: DC has tradition of trying to silence people"  http://bit.ly/Yn3MyQ 
via @charliespiering