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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    The only way chihuahuas could be more annoying is if they wore little speedos and called everyone "bro".

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    If our pets could text, we'd probably get a few "Where u at?!" texts throughout the day.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    Sometimes I get these random texts from my father that just say "Man up".

    It's almost like he can sense when I'm watching kitten videos.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    Most of my jokes at work end with "Sorry, didn't see you standing there, Tonya".

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    My favorite part of "Diff'rent Strokes" was when Arnold asked his brother, Willis, to elaborate on a perplexing statement he made.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    The cat keeps running to the door like he's expecting friends to show up. Stupid cat. No one likes you.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    When I said that you'd always have a place to stay in rough times, I meant like a motel or a shelter. Anyway ... You can't stay here.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    Don't make me punch you in your feelings.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    I don't know if this counts as a trick, but whenever I tell the cat to "STAY" he does whatever the hell he wants to.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    I wish there was a piñata version of you.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    When I said I was great in bed, I meant at sleeping. Stop touching me.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    I've had the same exact To-do list for the past 3 weeks. Nothing accomplished. I felt bad until I scratched out "To-do" & wrote "Bucket".

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    The cat has the sniffles & a little too much energy today. I'm no veterinarian, but I'd say that's the first sign of a cocaine problem.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    What part of "I'm stuck in my neighbor's doggy door" don't you understand?

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    It's funny how that picture of Morgan Freeman you carry around only seems weird when strangers catch you asking it for advice.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    The only thing weird about this hug is you fighting it. Just relax and pretend you know me. That's it. Less weird now, right?

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    The only time the family next door stops fighting is when they spot me peeking through their window. You're welcome, weirdos.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    Sorry, but I'd like a handshake just like everyone else, sir. This exploding fist pump is unacceptable.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    Your voicemail messages will be ignored in the order they were received.

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  • RobbyRob313
      Robby Rob @RobbyRob313

    Stop honking your horn and just drive around me, a-hole. I'm trying to tweet here.

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