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I hope when I have a child that I can watch #SNL with them like my father used to do with me as a kid. :)
Somewhere Mitt Romney just opened a Coca Cola. #VPDebate
Percocet and thoughts of you make my day better.
This smoke and stroke session is brought to you by amazing women like you. :)
Let's drink till we don't feel feelings anymore.
My political views align with my penis. Always a little bit to the left... ;)
Yogurt farts warm my heart.
Sick of people I live with annoying me. Think I am just going to sleep the rest of today off. Don't need this bullshit anymore to be honest.
What I'd give to just wake up on a Sunday next to you in bed. Then we can listen to the Commodores "Easy".
I want a pepperoni sandwich. Or an English muffin with blue berry jam. Why the hell am I tell you all? lol
I need to medicate soon. If not I won't be able to bother everyone with my tweets.
Late night Yerba Mate is almost as good as a morning hand job. Almost.