Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"I like you, but I'm not IN like with you."
Don't even try it, quiet lady in the other bathroom stall. I'll outwait you.
Associate Producer, the film credit equivalent of a mercy fuck.
Ugh. My autocorrect keeps changing "schadenfreude" to "shut up, you pretentious fuck."
I FINALLY paid off my car. It knew too much.
What if he's not a lover OR a fighter?
My biggest sexual turn off is direct eye contact.
I have 99 problems and being a bitch is a lot of them.
There should be a giant swamp called the Notorious B.O.G.
I just stayed all the way to end of an open mic so I'm a saint now, right?
Remember, if you want to be really condescending, start your sentence with the word remember.
There are people who know things about things and I am not one of them. Also, I host The Send-Up podcast.