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  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    While I appreciate a cute or even hot 20-something girl as much as the next guy, I'd choose the sexy, smoldering 35+ woman every time.

    • 996
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    Mya353LipLush1_sunshine25_GilmaticJaydeRockssirmunchieMudvilleOutlookUntouchableShe
    • 484
    • RETWEETS
    LipLush1sirmunchiemotorace177NurseMeJeanKauaibrideScotthobson1girlontapasdreaxil
    ursaconfemin9KindOfASmartass__HoGoLightlyRackOfSteel______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    My kids can program our DVR from a cell phone & figure out any video game in 2 mins, but I'm the only 1 who knows how a fuckin plunger works

    • 755
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    LipLush1JaydeRockssirmunchieSandy11611ALX_Jaysmotorace177seamussaidAngelaL070707
    • 342
    • RETWEETS
    sirmunchieALX_JaysLilSunshineXOmotorace177girlontapasLateyMateyFlyLikeJayyLilMamacitaDont
    pizzajaynowlife_suckerBelvAndBourb
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    I give guys driving mini vans plenty of room. I figure there's already a reduced will to live & they're probably 1 straw away from snapping

    • 593
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    ToxicProbablyLipLush1JaydeRockssirmunchieitsonlynessaGmcGirl73motorace177craneenergy
    • 301
    • RETWEETS
    LipLush1mpjewsirmunchieLilSunshineXOmotorace177craneenergygirlontapasCoachBourbonUSA
    Voiceofgarth
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    My hand...on the small of your back as we enter the room...just a small reassurance that you're safe...

    and completely mine.

    • 443
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    LipLush1GinAndJifJaydeRocksotatoptohrunninforwinesirmunchieitsonlynessamotorace177
    • 266
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    RuthJohnstone1sirmunchieLilSunshineXOmotorace177missmickRyanBoykeejenniferjarvis2Kauaibride
    MouthOfSassblondecalamityMoistPorkPeaceAddictionOne_FineMesshipchkk
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    My favorite aspect of twitter....no matter how much we banter, none of you fuckers are coming to my house or expecting me to come to yours

    • 428
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    LipLush1JaydeRockssirmunchiePowKaPowBoommotorace177JosiaArianatiaownsthestarsDaleV59
    • 160
    • RETWEETS
    sirmunchieGmcGirl73LilSunshineXOPowKaPowBoommotorace177evander_Kauaibridegirlontapas
    calvoquinnBlazedDonuts______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Her: There's a hand print on my ass
    Me: Yes
    Her: Why?
    Me: Were you naked & in my bed?
    Her: Yes
    Me: I don't understand the question

    • 414
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    ManStuff101darkagesofmeLilMamacitaDontLipLush1otatoptohsirmunchiegeekyguyLilSunshineXO
    • 160
    • RETWEETS
    LilMamacitaDontsirmunchieCPK3PowKaPowBoommotorace177ella__fraserohhhwhoops_davidlucas_
    life_suckerCherrym_1982
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Wife painted the bathroom lite pink. I kinda like it...



    Who am I kidding, I picked it cuz sometimes I wanna soak in the tub & feel pretty

    • 416
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    LipLush1sirmunchieLadyD_ToigerBrianIncognitoSemipsychedelicmotorace177ElvishizLilMamacitaDont
    • 110
    • RETWEETS
    sirmunchieCPK3PowKaPowBoommotorace177LilMamacitaDontItsJustAlice_ohhhwhoopsbetowmx
    SupportPets_
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    I swear...I think restaurants with drive thru's identify the dumbest employee and say "here, you get to wear the headset"

    • 335
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    LipLush1sirmunchienaramien31ShaunieSheepyraininmyhandsella__fraserohhhwhoops2_Mins_Hate
    • 121
    • RETWEETS
    sirmunchienaramien31ella__fraserSASSY_ASS_STEPHohhhwhoops_davidlucas_envydatropicGoldenSpirals
    KingPatrick24
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Though I've done so tens of thousand of times, simply touching her still excites me.

    • 302
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    LipLush1sirmunchieJohn26649305Jane___JonesboobsareimpliedtvandjamQC305XOamber9livesXO
    • 80
    • RETWEETS
    sirmunchieKauaibrideella__fraser_davidlucas_greek2289Kylo_Stylo_9537envydatropicJonnyKooler
    calvoquinnFallun_Angel__SupportPets_
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    If you don't have anything nice to say, we can still hang out. If you dont have anything intelligent to say, go read a book & catch me later

    • 240
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    dirtysdocdarkagesofmeLilMamacitaDontLipLush1sirmunchietvandjamfelinepharaohlordvinevine
    • 130
    • RETWEETS
    LilMamacitaDontKatarinaFosirmunchielordvinevinefelinepharaohelizabethtf22a_daydreamingella__fraser
    hipchkk
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Jesus....this guy's driving like he's tweeting.

    Wait that's me...

    Sorry dude, I'll get out of your lane now.

    • 294
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    LipLush1asianxmasangelGoBlueGoSiouxsirmunchieQC305a_daydreamingraininmyhandsdaniel_frijoles
    • 57
    • RETWEETS
    GoBlueGoSiouxsirmunchieella__fraserolnikwikClassyDolly86quietlybiased_davidlucas_envydatropic
    Jazzzzzmina
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Holding hands is underrated.

    • 206
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    gaynorlsimpsonsophied40ToxicProbablyLipLush1sirmunchieCuddle_Bug09coolandbreezeyProudFFAalumni
    • 121
    • RETWEETS
    williamwalsh191sophied40LipLush1sirmunchiecoolandbreezeyProudFFAalumniLiisaTSKauaibride
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Gave the wife a choice this morning....golf course or intercourse.

    I'm 3 under at the turn.

    • 248
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    darkagesofmeLilMamacitaDontLipLush1_sunshine25_GoBlueGoSiouxChrisBivsirmunchieClemsonSimpson
    • 57
    • RETWEETS
    LilMamacitaDont_sunshine25_robsan40sirmunchiebevJacksrmoultoncapitalenvydatropicJonnyKooler
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Some of you fuckers scare me. Not in a "clock tower shooter" kinda way...more in an "allowed to vote and procreate" kinda way

    • 181
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    LipLush1sirmunchieMakesYouGigglepizzmoeLilMamacitaDontelizabethtf22QC305liquidnosh
    • 120
    • RETWEETS
    sirmunchiedreaxilLilMamacitaDontella__fraserbatsflywestJennnAnndJuiceKoreGoddess_davidlucas_
    JustCallMeFrank
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Always takes me a few mins to remember that southern women have an extra something in their DNA that makes 'em a lil sexier than the rest

    • 219
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    LipLush1austinnykolgodivasweet67mcguivrTruNonsenseenvydatropicGoldenSpiralsJonnyKooler
    • 61
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    godivasweet67greek2289TruNonsenseenvydatropicJonnyKoolerrabbithole423Jay_FrickinLynnCivettuolo83
    miss_midori2______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    I love watching her...hearing her breath as she sleeps...contented smile on her face. I wish for her peaceful dreams that match her beauty

    • 211
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    dirtysdocdarkagesofmeLilMamacitaDontLipLush1white_veronicaaXOamber9livesXOQC305ella__fraser
    • 33
    • RETWEETS
    LilMamacitaDontella__fraserrabbithole423Jay_FrickinLynnMukundadevR15S5crazyjet379SaraESpivey
    MzCupMyCakes______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Overheard: "I bought the decepticon hat because the autobot hat was lame"

    Probably could have both w/ the money he's saving on condoms

    • 173
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    LipLush1envydatropicGoldenSpiralsadarkmelodysquirrel74wkgnfirebrand3rabbithole423EightTwntyEight
    • 42
    • RETWEETS
    firebrand3rabbithole423EightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynnEightinchgoatmrt1minked_trixSlick503Rick______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Dog is sitting in the corner chewing on a tampon. Someone's gonna have to clean that up and I'm not getting laid tonight. Fuck.

    • 183
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    LipLush1GoldenSpiralstracefromks1squirrel74wkgndwtorres83rabbithole423EightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynn
    • 18
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    squirrel74wkgnrabbithole423EightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynn__iCE_CREAM__SaraESpiveyShoutingGoddessOhhScarlet23______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Hang in there. 8th shot should kick in soon & I might say something funny. That or pass out. Fuck it, you rolled the dice when you followed

    • 171
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    LipLush1PankajK86GoldenSpiralsadarkmelodysquirrel74wkgnLittleJimmy61WindowStreakrabbithole423
    • 23
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    PankajK86rabbithole423PleasantSurprizEightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy___illuminatedwndrAbeeGeorgina______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    It's important to challenge yourself, hence my dicking off 6 hours & cramming 10 hours worth of work into the last 2 hours of the work day

    • 167
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    jkramblesdarkagesofmeLilMamacitaDontLipLush1PankajK86GoldenSpiralsadarkmelodyrabbithole423
    • 15
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    LilMamacitaDontrabbithole423EightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynnSpicyGinger69AbeeGeorgina______SaraESpiveysamyspaz__________
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