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  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    While I appreciate a cute or even hot 20-something girl as much as the next guy, I'd choose the sexy, smoldering 35+ woman every time.

    • 949
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    DaffyDoodle1JonnyKoolerThatTexassholeMischievousJamtinafalascapplwtchingurekasgoldbondgirl76
    • 457
    • RETWEETS
    JonnyKoolershikzahThatTexassholeMischievousJamSandaholicspplwtchingurekasgoldMark__Rawlins
    ursaconfemin9KindOfASmartass__HoGoLightlyRackOfSteel______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    My kids can program our DVR from a cell phone & figure out any video game in 2 mins, but I'm the only 1 who knows how a fuckin plunger works

    • 700
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    JonnyKoolersquirrel74wkgn50methingCleverGrannyEdnasneezy20340967holly_rae7C3glzgirlontapas
    • 305
    • RETWEETS
    JonnyKooler_blackbeauTEEBravo_XYsneezy20340967anerdonfiresose_da_shockaGerashaeItsAlexwaves
    pizzajaynowlife_suckerBelvAndBourb
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    I give guys driving mini vans plenty of room. I figure there's already a reduced will to live & they're probably 1 straw away from snapping

    • 523
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    djosephjJonnyKoolerchrissymalfordAnita_napcscc_rnMoltoPensierosoSamuelHLoweGod__Damn_Robin
    • 266
    • RETWEETS
    JonnyKoolerBenderIsGreat7MSeattleGrumpAnita_napMoltoPensierosoSamuelHLoweOneOfTheseNitesrabbithole423
    Voiceofgarth
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    My hand...on the small of your back as we enter the room...just a small reassurance that you're safe...

    and completely mine.

    • 390
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    JonnyKoolerashwiniparasharLittle_AutumnshikzahMisFitMom219BlancheDD140MischievousJammapuade
    • 235
    • RETWEETS
    NGoidieJonnyKoolerLMLMadnessBlancheDD140MischievousJamvapidaccountagurlnamedjenDrivelodeon
    MouthOfSassblondecalamityMoistPorkPeaceAddictionOne_FineMesshipchkk
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Her: There's a hand print on my ass
    Me: Yes
    Her: Why?
    Me: Were you naked & in my bed?
    Her: Yes
    Me: I don't understand the question

    • 392
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    JonnyKoolerblunted_effortGod__Damn_Robinsquirrel74wkgnsuedechukkaOneOfTheseNitesrabbithole423KathrynCole0408
    • 148
    • RETWEETS
    JonnyKoolerGod__Damn_RobinOneOfTheseNitesrabbithole423EightTwntyEight_Bad_KarmaJay_FrickinLynncsmith5050
    life_suckerCherrym_1982
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    My favorite aspect of twitter....no matter how much we banter, none of you fuckers are coming to my house or expecting me to come to yours

    • 395
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    djosephjJonnyKoolersquirrel74wkgnandyfwhiterabbithole423EightTwntyEightadarkmelodyhaykshan
    • 134
    • RETWEETS
    JonnyKoolerrabbithole423EightTwntyEightrenees_echos______Jay_FrickinLynnCameron_LaraSpicyGinger69Eightinchgoat
    calvoquinnBlazedDonuts______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Wife painted the bathroom lite pink. I kinda like it...



    Who am I kidding, I picked it cuz sometimes I wanna soak in the tub & feel pretty

    • 393
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    JonnyKoolersquirrel74wkgnsassaholicxokapathyrabbithole423adarkmelodyCnelson019CarolKittieLTJ
    • 100
    • RETWEETS
    NGoidieJonnyKoolerkapathyrabbithole423EightTwntyEightshita3yosaysKittieLTJJay_FrickinLynn
    SupportPets_
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    I swear...I think restaurants with drive thru's identify the dumbest employee and say "here, you get to wear the headset"

    • 319
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    JonnyKoolersquirrel74wkgnkapathyrabbithole423LuvPugEpicLPerMezgrmanEightTwntyEight
    • 113
    • RETWEETS
    Sissy2814NGoidieJonnyKoolerkapathyrabbithole423EightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynnOhYeahILied
    KingPatrick24
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Though I've done so tens of thousand of times, simply touching her still excites me.

    • 285
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    JonnyKoolersquirrel74wkgnrabbithole423EightTwntyEightadarkmelodyhaykshanKittieLTJJay_FrickinLynn
    • 73
    • RETWEETS
    JonnyKoolerrabbithole423EightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynnR15S5crazyjet379TampaBayMommaJenny4ashley
    calvoquinnFallun_Angel__SupportPets_
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Jesus....this guy's driving like he's tweeting.

    Wait that's me...

    Sorry dude, I'll get out of your lane now.

    • 275
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    JonnyKoolersquirrel74wkgnevamariadesirerabbithole423adarkmelodyKittieLTJJay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy___
    • 49
    • RETWEETS
    JonnyKoolerrabbithole423EightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy___ViciousHeadbuttShockTartBionicGenesis__1
    Jazzzzzmina
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    If you don't have anything nice to say, we can still hang out. If you dont have anything intelligent to say, go read a book & catch me later

    • 212
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    KatarinaKrizJonnyKoolersquirrel74wkgnAxenbanerabbithole423LexeGreyEightTwntyEightadarkmelody
    • 106
    • RETWEETS
    Sissy2814JonnyKoolerrabbithole423LifeSucks1789PleasantSurprizEightTwntyEightfavstar_historyJay_FrickinLynn
    hipchkk
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Holding hands is underrated.

    • 183
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    JonnyKoolersquirrel74wkgnSpanishFlightrabbithole423EightTwntyEightmomopfaceadarkmelodyhaykshan
    • 106
    • RETWEETS
    JonnyKoolerSpanishFlightrabbithole423EightTwntyEightadarkmelodykaraitisvoiceJay_FrickinLynnShotOf_Tayquila
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Gave the wife a choice this morning....golf course or intercourse.

    I'm 3 under at the turn.

    • 235
    • FAVS
    JonnyKoolersquirrel74wkgnrabbithole423LexeGreyEightTwntyEighthippocroteezadarkmelodyJojo_51213
    • 50
    • RETWEETS
    JonnyKoolerrabbithole423EightTwntyEighthippocroteezDwptDuncanhaykshanJay_FrickinLynnALadiesHeart
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Always takes me a few mins to remember that southern women have an extra something in their DNA that makes 'em a lil sexier than the rest

    • 212
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    JonnyKoolershelby_rossernatalayhehoorabbithole423hippocroteezadarkmelodyhaykshanrenees_echos______
    • 57
    • RETWEETS
    JonnyKoolerrabbithole423Jay_FrickinLynnCivettuolo83_LittleMsBossy___trlazygirlryan9billion______Brunodarott
    miss_midori2______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Some of you fuckers scare me. Not in a "clock tower shooter" kinda way...more in an "allowed to vote and procreate" kinda way

    • 151
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    God317JonnyKoolersquirrel74wkgnshelby_rosserquantumleapyearOneOfTheseNitesmuscleophagusmega_byte
    • 103
    • RETWEETS
    God317Sissy2814JonnyKoolermega_byterabbithole423EightTwntyEightkaraitisvoiceJay_FrickinLynn
    JustCallMeFrank
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    I love watching her...hearing her breath as she sleeps...contented smile on her face. I wish for her peaceful dreams that match her beauty

    • 201
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    squirrel74wkgnrabbithole423hippocroteezadarkmelodyKittieLTJJay_FrickinLynnShockTartBionicLindaInDisguise
    • 31
    • RETWEETS
    rabbithole423Jay_FrickinLynnMukundadevR15S5crazyjet379SaraESpiveymiss_midori2______RyMWalker1982
    MzCupMyCakes______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Overheard: "I bought the decepticon hat because the autobot hat was lame"

    Probably could have both w/ the money he's saving on condoms

    • 169
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    squirrel74wkgnfirebrand3rabbithole423EightTwntyEightKittieLTJJay_FrickinLynnSoFuckingMature__R15S5
    • 42
    • RETWEETS
    firebrand3rabbithole423EightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynnEightinchgoatmrt1minked_trixSlick503Rick______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Dog is sitting in the corner chewing on a tampon. Someone's gonna have to clean that up and I'm not getting laid tonight. Fuck.

    • 181
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    tracefromks1squirrel74wkgndwtorres83rabbithole423EightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynnShockTartBionic__iCE_CREAM__
    • 18
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    squirrel74wkgnrabbithole423EightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynn__iCE_CREAM__SaraESpiveyShoutingGoddessOhhScarlet23______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Hang in there. 8th shot should kick in soon & I might say something funny. That or pass out. Fuck it, you rolled the dice when you followed

    • 167
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    squirrel74wkgnLittleJimmy61WindowStreakrabbithole423PleasantSurprizEightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy___
    • 22
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    rabbithole423PleasantSurprizEightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy___illuminatedwndrAbeeGeorgina______laffytakky
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    It's important to challenge yourself, hence my dicking off 6 hours & cramming 10 hours worth of work into the last 2 hours of the work day

    • 160
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    rabbithole423LexeGreyEightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynnR15S5Alessandra__456Mehhshley__Eightinchgoat
    • 14
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    rabbithole423EightTwntyEightJay_FrickinLynnSpicyGinger69AbeeGeorgina______SaraESpiveysamyspaz__________Sutton_Speaks
@RockKraller

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Involuntarily retired pro baseball player, lawyer, ceo, HS coach & some other shit. It's not fun till someone loses an eye...