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  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    While I appreciate a cute or even hot 20-something girl as much as the next guy, I'd choose the sexy, smoldering 35+ woman every time.

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    brookeivyp2_pamBook_KrazyMommy2SeanJay_FrickinLynnchedz007GinGanderStellaGMaddox
    • 434
    • RETWEETS
    Book_KrazyJay_FrickinLynnchedz007Lengsanity1GinGander_LittleMsBossy_Jedi_DaddyMouthOfSass
    ursaconfemin9KindOfASmartass__HoGoLightlyRackOfSteel______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    My kids can program our DVR from a cell phone & figure out any video game in 2 mins, but I'm the only 1 who knows how a fuckin plunger works

    • 671
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    brookeivyBamKnoxPmerrilyMommy2SeanJay_FrickinLynnDrJRiddlenorthstar601Sail0rp00n
    • 271
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    Jay_FrickinLynnpreyeduhhRainForSaleDaSpaarkgdub411NerySaenzJazzzzzminaWinBlu
    pizzajaynowlife_suckerBelvAndBourb
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    I give guys driving mini vans plenty of room. I figure there's already a reduced will to live & they're probably 1 straw away from snapping

    • 501
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    rippedkiltbrookeivyShurrlzmedicvalentineMommy2SeanJay_FrickinLynnStellaGMaddoxmtnbikerdenis
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    Jay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy_daddyboots2SexySarcasmicms73MehhshleyConcernedSirGuycrazyjet379
    Voiceofgarth
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    My hand...on the small of your back as we enter the room...just a small reassurance that you're safe...

    and completely mine.

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    SmoothDadbrookeivyMommy2SeanJay_FrickinLynnrandomlady74_LittleMsBossy_his_soft_stormKarab0uL0u
    • 222
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    SmoothDadbrookeivyJay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy_PeachyiskOl_Brown_EyesbeyondsweetkatyR15S5
    MouthOfSassblondecalamityMoistPorkPeaceAddictionOne_FineMesshipchkk
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Her: There's a hand print on my ass
    Me: Yes
    Her: Why?
    Me: Were you naked & in my bed?
    Her: Yes
    Me: I don't understand the question

    • 381
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    brookeivyMikeSpitler_Bad_KarmaMommy2SeanJay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy_ShockTartBionicLindaInDisguise
    • 143
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    _Bad_KarmaJay_FrickinLynncsmith5050Alessandra__456PinUpGirl34______KeshiarghDebbieB99136301__MSgtCeeCee
    life_suckerCherrym_1982
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    My favorite aspect of twitter....no matter how much we banter, none of you fuckers are coming to my house or expecting me to come to yours

    • 386
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    RealPrincessKimStamford2104brookeivykaraitisvoiceJay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy_ShockTartBionicLindaInDisguise
    • 131
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    renees_echosJay_FrickinLynnCameron_LaraSpicyGinger69EightinchgoatjoseejojojoTHEDUTHCHESSHCOswald
    calvoquinnBlazedDonuts______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Wife painted the bathroom lite pink. I kinda like it...



    Who am I kidding, I picked it cuz sometimes I wanna soak in the tub & feel pretty

    • 385
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    ShurrlzJay_FrickinLynnFlyonthewall_bcpotter77randomlady74_LittleMsBossy_ShockTartBionicSoFuckingMature__
    • 93
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    Jay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy_Eightinchgoatguruprasad_44Jenny4ashleyaveuaskewGeaux2Girlilluminatedwndr
    SupportPets_
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    I swear...I think restaurants with drive thru's identify the dumbest employee and say "here, you get to wear the headset"

    • 309
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    PmerrilyJay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy_Happenstance5wendyraepearceOhYeahILiedShockTartBionicSoFuckingMature__
    • 107
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    Jay_FrickinLynnOhYeahILiedShockTartBionicGuttaLikeNoOthaMLNYC_BaileySpicyGinger69Eightinchgoatok_get_serious
    KingPatrick24
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Though I've done so tens of thousand of times, simply touching her still excites me.

    • 278
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    Jay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy_ShockTartBionicLindaInDisguiseSoFuckingMature__ChefBaconBoobsnataliaelsSharpeBytes
    • 70
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    Jay_FrickinLynnR15S5crazyjet379TampaBayMommaJenny4ashleyFavstar250illuminatedwndrAbeeGeorgina______
    calvoquinnFallun_AngelSupportPets_
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Jesus....this guy's driving like he's tweeting.

    Wait that's me...

    Sorry dude, I'll get out of your lane now.

    • 269
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    Jay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy_ViciousHeadbuttShockTartBionicLindaInDisguiseSoFuckingMature__TinaMavSharpeBytes
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    Jay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy_ViciousHeadbuttShockTartBionicGenesis__1SpicyGinger69EightinchgoatTHEDUTHCHESS
    Jazzzzzmina
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    If you don't have anything nice to say, we can still hang out. If you dont have anything intelligent to say, go read a book & catch me later

    • 203
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    Jay_FrickinLynnShockTartBionicLindaInDisguiseSoFuckingMature__TinaMavR15S5junkyardiganHoransFridge
    • 100
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    favstar_historyJay_FrickinLynn__iCE_CREAM__Septimus216Alessandra__456HaniBABAsarahspicer______GetCougarized
    hipchkk
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Holding hands is underrated.

    • 174
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    FaithAliQJay_FrickinLynnLindaInDisguiseSoFuckingMature____iCE_CREAM__ImNotMegan1toomuchaubreyMouthOfSass
    • 101
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    karaitisvoiceJay_FrickinLynnShotOf_TayquilatoomuchaubreyMouthOfSassaphrodiiteTinaMavSiemeoww
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Gave the wife a choice this morning....golf course or intercourse.

    I'm 3 under at the turn.

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    PmerrilyJay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy_BarryBeauLicoriceNipples__ALadiesHeartResidentRaider9bat_______man____
    • 44
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  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Always takes me a few mins to remember that southern women have an extra something in their DNA that makes 'em a lil sexier than the rest

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    • 55
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    Jay_FrickinLynnCivettuolo83_LittleMsBossy_trlazygirlryan9billion______BrunodarottMouthOfSassGuttaLikeNoOtha
    miss_midori2______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Some of you fuckers scare me. Not in a "clock tower shooter" kinda way...more in an "allowed to vote and procreate" kinda way

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    renees_echosJPoor314Jay_FrickinLynnmtnbikerdenisclara_blanchekayleighpugetWhoaGxDL_Bells
    • 97
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    karaitisvoiceJay_FrickinLynnFuLLtiMECutter_LittleMsBossy_darlingshelly72puremeaningr_wolfcastlelanerbanana
    JustCallMeFrank
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    I love watching her...hearing her breath as she sleeps...contented smile on her face. I wish for her peaceful dreams that match her beauty

    • 196
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    Jay_FrickinLynnShockTartBionicLindaInDisguiseSoFuckingMature__MouthOfSassR15S5Alessandra__456crazyjet379
    • 30
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    Jay_FrickinLynnMukundadevR15S5crazyjet379SaraESpiveymiss_midori2______TypeO_Ry82SharpesEyeView
    MzCupMyCakes______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Overheard: "I bought the decepticon hat because the autobot hat was lame"

    Probably could have both w/ the money he's saving on condoms

    • 164
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    Jay_FrickinLynnSoFuckingMature__R15S5MehhshleyEightinchgoatcrazyjet379SolelyBmydmac
    • 39
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    Jay_FrickinLynnEightinchgoatmrt1minked_trixSlick503Rick____canadasandraSaraESpiveyCHOFarmer
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Dog is sitting in the corner chewing on a tampon. Someone's gonna have to clean that up and I'm not getting laid tonight. Fuck.

    • 176
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    Jay_FrickinLynnShockTartBionic__iCE_CREAM__MouthOfSassR15S5MehhshleyEightinchgoatcrazyjet379
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    Jay_FrickinLynn__iCE_CREAM__SaraESpiveyShoutingGoddessOhhScarlet23______BlazedDonuts______TheOneTrueDiscoKindOfASmartass__
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Hang in there. 8th shot should kick in soon & I might say something funny. That or pass out. Fuck it, you rolled the dice when you followed

    • 161
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    Jay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy_ShockTartBionicR15S5MehhshleyEightinchgoatAthenaMystiqueilluminatedwndr
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    Jay_FrickinLynn_LittleMsBossy_illuminatedwndrAbeeGeorgina______laffytakkyScottyCorpse______SagDec15SaraESpivey
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    It's important to challenge yourself, hence my dicking off 6 hours & cramming 10 hours worth of work into the last 2 hours of the work day

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    Jay_FrickinLynnR15S5Alessandra__456MehhshleyEightinchgoatSpicyGinger69crazyjet379SolelyB
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    Jay_FrickinLynnSpicyGinger69AbeeGeorgina______SaraESpiveysamyspaz__________Sutton_SpeakslglmossLoli_Sug
@RockKraller

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Involuntarily retired pro baseball player, lawyer, ceo, coach, Jeep addict & some other shit. It's not fun till someone loses an eye...