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  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    While I appreciate a cute or even hot 20-something girl as much as the next guy, I'd choose the sexy, smoldering 35+ woman every time.

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    BettyLouBashEmBeardedSteelEwWood13sportyrocksMind_fukkdreamsinchocolaamyjcordovaBostonAccent79
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    BeardedSteelMind_fukkhappyashyHollyHealsColeRoanOldRHighRWisRTower_Tramplantos_sidhe
    ursaconfemin9KindOfASmartass__HoGoLightlyRackOfSteel______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    My kids can program our DVR from a cell phone & figure out any video game in 2 mins, but I'm the only 1 who knows how a fuckin plunger works

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    pizzajaynowlife_suckerBelvAndBourb
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    I give guys driving mini vans plenty of room. I figure there's already a reduced will to live & they're probably 1 straw away from snapping

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  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    My hand...on the small of your back as we enter the room...just a small reassurance that you're safe...

    and completely mine.

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    MouthOfSassblondecalamityMoistPorkPeaceAddictionOne_FineMesshipchkk
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Her: There's a hand print on my ass
    Me: Yes
    Her: Why?
    Me: Were you naked & in my bed?
    Her: Yes
    Me: I don't understand the question

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    life_suckerCherrym_1982
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    My favorite aspect of twitter....no matter how much we banter, none of you fuckers are coming to my house or expecting me to come to yours

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    calvoquinnBlazedDonuts______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Wife painted the bathroom lite pink. I kinda like it...



    Who am I kidding, I picked it cuz sometimes I wanna soak in the tub & feel pretty

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  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    I swear...I think restaurants with drive thru's identify the dumbest employee and say "here, you get to wear the headset"

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    happyashyHollyHealssirmunchienaramien31ella__fraserSASSY_ASS_STEPHohhhwhoops_davidlucas_
    KingPatrick24
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Though I've done so tens of thousand of times, simply touching her still excites me.

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    calvoquinnFallun_Angel__SupportPets_
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    If you don't have anything nice to say, we can still hang out. If you dont have anything intelligent to say, go read a book & catch me later

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    BeardedSteelhappyashyKeyenLee911GlockDocHollyHealsholly_hjkkathybotteastianasbegaye
    hipchkk
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Jesus....this guy's driving like he's tweeting.

    Wait that's me...

    Sorry dude, I'll get out of your lane now.

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  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Some of you fuckers scare me. Not in a "clock tower shooter" kinda way...more in an "allowed to vote and procreate" kinda way

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    JustCallMeFrank
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Holding hands is underrated.

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  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Gave the wife a choice this morning....golf course or intercourse.

    I'm 3 under at the turn.

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  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Always takes me a few mins to remember that southern women have an extra something in their DNA that makes 'em a lil sexier than the rest

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    miss_midori2______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    I love watching her...hearing her breath as she sleeps...contented smile on her face. I wish for her peaceful dreams that match her beauty

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    MzCupMyCakes______
  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Overheard: "I bought the decepticon hat because the autobot hat was lame"

    Probably could have both w/ the money he's saving on condoms

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  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Dog is sitting in the corner chewing on a tampon. Someone's gonna have to clean that up and I'm not getting laid tonight. Fuck.

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  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    Hang in there. 8th shot should kick in soon & I might say something funny. That or pass out. Fuck it, you rolled the dice when you followed

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  • RockKraller
      Michael @RockKraller

    It's important to challenge yourself, hence my dicking off 6 hours & cramming 10 hours worth of work into the last 2 hours of the work day

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