Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Does 'heinous' rhyme with 'penis' or 'anus'? To win a prize, send your one word answer to Piers Morgan. Good luck!
Sepp Blatter congratulates Sepp Blatter on beating Sepp Blatter to become president of FIFA in a close-run race against Sepp Blatter.
I'm starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all.
"Blessed are you poor, for yours is the kingdom of God." - Jesus Christ.
"It's not my job to worry about the poor" - Mitt Romney, Christian.
'If you build it, people will come' - dildo manufacturer's motto.
Outrage among Daily Mail readers who have discovered that the snow settling in England is from abroad.
You can't polish a turd, but you can autotune a fart.
Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
These days, some people seem to be very easily offended by mere words. Those people can fuck off.
I must have put my clocks back too far. Gary Glitter's trending.
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." - Isaac Newton
"No there isn't." - someone on Twitter.
If the Daily Mail doesn't like this country it should fuck off back to where it came from.
I just read that Miley Cyrus twerked at Robin Thicke at the MTV VMAs and then realised that I don't know what any of those words mean.
Jeremy Hunt is innocent until proven guilty as fuck.
This year will be available again on 2012 +1.
If the Two Ronnies were MPs, they'd probably be involved in a sex candle.
If you have hedgehogs in your bonfire, remember to wrap them in tinfoil to keep the flavour in.
The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP.