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Your inner beauty doesn't have an ass that we can check out.
#ReplaceMovieTitleWithSufferer Sufferers With benefits.
You're intelligent and smart until you're asked to describe yourself.
A man walks into a bar.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE HE'S FUCKING SUPPOSED TO BE! IT'S FRIDAY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
Your twitter crush is probably being grinded at some club. lol
Hunger. No education. No hospitals. Underage drinking. of street families, but the Turkana governor can still afford a 115,000,000 mansion.
Irony of US secretary pushing for a ceasefire but US is still reinforcing the Israeli army with arms.
Please put up sex in supermarket shelves.
Finally buys an apple product. Snapp. #BadluckBrayo
Maybe my DMs are in a colourless font.
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Being Tall: Letting you look down on cleavages like a boss since forever.
Food always tastes better in your room than the dining table.
Nothing says "I'm new in Nairobi" than standing to read the job opportunities on the notice board at Odeon.
I'm not a stalker, I'm her guardian angel.
BOOBS. BOOBS. BOOBS. BOOBS. BOOBS. BOOBS. BOOBS. BOOBS. BOOBS. BOOBS.
Whatever man, continue thinking about how awkward the first kiss was. We're busy masturbating.
I tweet because I can; therefore I am. Morons love this Bio. I'm glad you like it.