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  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    Nice try, lady at Total Wine asking me if I think I've sampled enough for the day, nice fucking try.

    • 15
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    ndougherty313fill3upmesocool14katewajdaDogLovesWineashhhbrookecarryoncarolZombieLaika
    • 7
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    fill3upDogLovesWinecarryoncarolShnydaOneameelouiseValwayssmilebigmrtruthandsoul
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    My new neighbors just moved in and their daughters are named Hennessey and Alize so I just added an extra 50k insurance policy on my house.

    • 13
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    DanKCharnleyOZthecheeseheadGBPackers4everfill3upReese_is_wackMASTERTABBYtalkradiojoemrtruthandsoul
    • 6
    • RETWEETS
    fill3upShesShootingSoulSistaNokcclarewolfendenmrtruthandsoulAvatar_unknown_48
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    I'm glad there isn't any elevator footage of how badly I beat my dick.

    • 8
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    DanKCharnleyfill3upbee_es_teeDrTGeldenhuysMelSalvad0rCHASENUELcanadian_janemrtruthandsoul
    • 5
    • RETWEETS
    ShesShootingSoulSistaNokcProblyDrankingmrtruthandsoulAvatar_unknown_48
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    Starting twitter all over again with no followers is exactly like losing your house to a tornado, so cry me a fucking river, Oklahoma.

    • 8
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    NatasshaStashZombieLaikacajuninflegfisher61mrtruthandsoulOklahomaRedditBlackCheesePieSuitableHolmes
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    NatasshaStashmrtruthandsoulSuitableHolmes
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    I just threw an empty plastic bottle away, so yeah, I totally understand what Melissa Rivers is going through right now.

    • 7
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    shredsurfJamesSkiddsGoofyGeminiashhhbrookeNerdDeeKiwimrtruthandsoulAvatar_unknown_48
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    ninjadinosaur1DougMDonatoNerdDeeKiwimrtruthandsoul
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    I'm Mexican but not "put tv's in the headrests in my 1996 Chevy Malibu" Mexican.

    • 7
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    fill3upZombieLaikaseanyeattsJd9988PJohnnyNopolismrtruthandsoulAvatar_unknown_48
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    CellarmastermrtruthandsoulAvatar_unknown_48
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    I'm Mexican but not "still wear Guess like it's still in fashion" Mexican.

    • 7
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    angeeamorfill3upSaraCarr2014ElleDeEmmeidgetwidgetMarkAMack1mrtruthandsoul
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    CellarmastermrtruthandsoulAvatar_unknown_48
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    Oscar Pistorius was found not guilty, so I'm just gonna sleep with one eye open since it's legal to murder your spouse now.

    • 5
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    DanKCharnleyfill3upDrAllecontejaamladimrtruthandsoul
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    fill3upHandurdealtclarewolfendenmrtruthandsoul
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    An amber alert system on the freeway, except not for missing children but for your missing buddy that just left the bar with that fat chick.

    • 7
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    fill3upRickyScampelmoscaresmeThe_TakeGlowingFrecklesmrtruthandsoulAngelaEhh
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    The_Takemrtruthandsoul
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    Just watched someone order a Subway sandwich without getting it toasted like some kind of serial killer or some shit.

    • 5
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    fill3upcanadian_janemrtruthandsoulautismprimerAvatar_unknown_48
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    J_Stone15mrtruthandsoulautismprimer
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    Plan B, except not for that drunk dude you let cum in you after the bar last night but for that breakfast burrito you just inhaled, fatty.

    • 6
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    fill3upADudeNamedJamieScottLinnenhooks024mrtruthandsoulAvatar_unknown_48
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    hooks024mrtruthandsoul
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    The chubby chick at McDonalds just gave me an extra egg mcmuffin in my bag, so yeah, I'm cool with her making 15 an hour.

    • 6
    • FAVS
    fill3uplinalorBobbyBucchaeashhhbrookemrtruthandsoulAvatar_unknown_48
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    mrtruthandsoulAvatar_unknown_48
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    If you've ever had a family member come visit you via a Greyhound bus, they for sure have a criminal record.

    • 4
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    fill3upfirefire100mrtruthandsoulAvatar_unknown_48
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    fill3upfirefire100mrtruthandsoulAvatar_unknown_48
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    I'm more interested in listening to you talk about your prolapsed butthole than I am in listening to what political party you back.

    • 5
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    JoshHunt77fill3upshredsurfZombieLaikamrtruthandsoul
    • 2
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    fill3upmrtruthandsoul
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    You know you've won at Mexican Twitter when all of your responses are "JAJAJAJAJAJAJA"

    • 4
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    DanKCharnleyfill3upniquemmb03GBPackers4ever
    • 2
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    fill3upAvatar_unknown_48
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    It's pretty cool that every flesh light ever produced is the exact mold of Joan River's plastic vagina.

    • 4
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    ninjadinosaur1daphnepotter69LouiseStockwellmrtruthandsoul
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    LouiseStockwellmrtruthandsoul
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    If the lady with 3 boobs doesn't legally change her name to "Tres Leches" then I'm not even sure what she's doing with her life.

    • 1
    • FAV
    DanKCharnley
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    marissab01041fltxnniquemmb03Avatar_unknown_48
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    Make sure to buy your baby Jordan shoes, so he/she can know that they'll be working at a call center throughout their adult lives.

    • 4
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    DanKCharnleyfill3upniquemmb03Avatar_unknown_48
    • 1
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    Avatar_unknown_48
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    If you're a chick with a phone that's all cracked, I'm just going to assume you don't take care of your vagina either.

    • 3
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    DanKCharnleyfill3upSigneSaysSo__
    • 1
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    autismprimer
  • RomoForTheWin
      David Romo @RomoForTheWin

    You know you've won at Black twitter when all your responses are "😂😂😂😂😂"

    • 4
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