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Thanks for following everyone! Please help me spread the word that this is a new account and people need to follow. The other is coming down
Favstar notifications on text to phone.
Phone texts on vibrate.
Phone between my legs.
Star away, little fuckers.
After careful consideration of my finances I have determined I can afford to live in a cardboard box if I stop drinking coffee.
I’m old enough to remember TVs with antennae.
You can’t ignore me so stop pretending.
Any help in promoting this account to get my followers here is greatly appreciated!!!
OHHH! The glitter in this body lotion is supposed to make me look youthful and radiant!
Damn. I was going for sleazy, exotic dancer-whore.
Holy shit! It’s free to retweet stuff guys!
When someone has lost control of you they will desperately say anything to try to get you back under their thumb.
He only listens to me when I speak German. I don’t speak German.
Huh. You can get bruised up NOT having sex. Who knew?
If you sit a certain way and you fart it goes into your vagina. It’s sort of like getting fucked by air.
Craigslist: used cars at Jersey Shore- photo depicts car surrounded by lush palm trees.
There are no palm trees at the Jersey shore. Idiot.
Just stumbled across a cocktail dress I haven’t put on in almost 15 years. I dared try it on. Looks better on me now than then.
Thanks for the follows everyone. I can’t keep up but if you want a follow back please speak up! Also please help spread the word! Xo
At this rate, getting my followers count back up to 4000 should take, oh, about a year.
He’s got a girlfriend now. I know this because he only replies to the unattractive girl avatars.
Most of the guys who tweet about getting blow-jobs have probably never had one.
I've started an empire; it may or may not be evil. For stories, see my URL above or Ronigrace.wordpress.com Also, I wrote a book! http://tmblr.co/Z8VouxSFQu3E