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Unless the interior of your car is made out of whale foreskin, I really don't give a fuck.
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If I get 25000 more followers, I'll post an unfortunate video of me trying to eat a pizza while wearing an oversized Darth Vader mask.
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Judging by the looks of your penis, I’m going to have to handle it with kid gloves.
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I like to wrap up all phone conversations with a loud, nonchalant toilet flush.
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If I had a nickel for every time I minimized a website I shouldn't be looking at when someone walks by, I'd get at least $100 today, easy...
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Surprisingly enough, a Twix wrapper is an unreliable method of contraception.
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Never trust a guy that tucks his shirt into his jeans.
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Just to clarify, I don't go to the gym to work out, I go to the gym to rudely mock people I don't know.
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I like my men like I like my whisky: peaty, slightly oily, extremely rich and dying.
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I'm having 3 gin & tonics for SUPPER because I am an ADULT.
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If foreign guys kidnapped me & sold me into sexual slavery, my dad would fight hard to find me & by 'me' I mean what channel the game's on.
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I love watching scrambled porn because it makes me feel like a kid again.
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Wow. You guys were right. Vaginas ARE pretty gross.
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Be honest, does this Adam's apple make me look like I might have a penis?
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Ate a granola bar on my bike! Let's see where the day takes me! Just kidding. I’m naked on my bathroom floor covered in Miller Lite & tears.
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Almost 25 years old & I've never given anyone a golden shower. I really pissed my youth away.
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I can't wait for James Cameron to shoot lasers out of his eyes as he rides away on Quentin Tarantino's back.
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Guys who are cool with wearing cut-off jean shorts in public are probably also cool with brushing their teeth while they shit.
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LAX is a really cool airport if you're into filth.
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The ponytail is the shining gold medal of the self-defeated.
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