Gospel music is always my cue to dip

@omgfacts you're a fucking dipshit

@brettyjax 🙆 RT @uberfacts: Boanthropy is a psychological disorder in which a human is convinced that they are an ox.

I feel like a contestant on fear factor knowing there's a spider lurking in my car 😱🔫

@samfrontino RT @uberfacts: Some scientists claim that we will encounter alien life within the next 20 years.

@brettyjax RT @uberfacts: A slugs sex organ actually turns blue and glows while they mate.

@brettyjax 🐳🐬💘 RT @omgfacts: Dolphins like to hitch rides on the backs of humpback whales! PIC ---> http://t.co/a2qdml4f

Um what? RT @whattheffacts: When sexually aroused, about 40% of humans often make the same voices as what a dog would make!

What is it about road trips that makes me think salt & vinegar chips are an acceptable dinner

Gross 💔 RT @brettyjax: WHAT RT @uberfacts: It takes roughly 600 cows to make enough footballs for one NFL season.

@brettyjax 😍🐙RT @omgfacts: An octopus figured out how to short circuit a light in its aquarium! Details here ---> http://t.co/XOzjKNxZ

The puglet has been so touchy feely lately 🐶💘

Sunday funday just got real http://t.co/a3TaCpv4

Drunk watching ancient aliens ..... #geekophile

#stayschemin pranking Emmy

@dillordie81 You're going to make a wonderful housewife one day, sweetheart

#occupysouthpark