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Make your iPhone into an iPod touch just by inserting an O2 sim card
"What is Johnny Depp's character in Pirates of the Caribbean?"...."Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." Classic Amy Childs.
#WhenIWas13 I was 13.
#thingsthatshouldbebanned Retarded trending topics, like this.
"I LOVE DUBSTEP!!" No, you only listen to Skrillex, sit down.
If you flirt with someone that has a boyfriend or girlfriend, you are a really really shitty person.
Siri, find me local drug dealers in order of highest ratings.
When you think about it, chicken omelettes are fucked up. Like cooking parents in their unborn babies. Weird.
Siri, make me a sandwich.
Dean has deleted the status where he says he is getting engaged. That's it lads, wedding off
Hate when people say "I like skinny girls" or "I like girls with curves". If you truly liked a girl, you wouldn't care about their size.
"BELIEBERS RUN THE GALAXY" - No, you don't. The galaxy (fortunately) isn't run by a bunch of moronic adolescents.
"Stay hungry. Stay foolish." - Steve Jobs
Bet Ms McKinnon will vomit at the sight of so many pupils not in uniform tomorrow.
Don't retweet this.
So in love with Kylie Jenner it hurts
I'm Ross. Live for musical theatre and performing. I love lamp. SMDCraft affiliate. #DLMVTY Instagram - RossJamieson_