@brendonwalsh Balls Deep http://t.co/mtsS04Kt

"I've always wanted to learn how to dougie" *shimmies his shoulders* #ThingsRomneyShouldSayToTheNAACP

All of my friends are smart, beautiful women. Which is actually really annoying.

"There's a funny tweet about that" #ThingsMyFriendsHateHearingMeSay

Turnt up

Dinner on the floor with a few ids. pic.twitter.com/j9arERHD

Was in a good mood until pitbull came on the radio 👎

What type of consolation prize do I get for being single through two consecutive holiday seasons ?

#ThingsYouSayToYourBestFriend You look gross don't wear that.

@popstwittar @ariscott Doesn't it suck when women turn 40 and no longer have boobs :(

Loove when rappers rap about getting their dick sucked. It just reminds everybody that, first and foremost, the like to keep things classy.

Hard to tell, but do rappers like pot drugs? #420NO #PassOnGrass

Well, clubs are STILL the worst.

All my friends are hanging out w/ their boyfriends (@brittfehlm @rvsilberstein @maryarmb & B) Isn't that so cute! They all have "boyfriends"

Lololololololololololol. http://t.co/uqQmeJn0

@matthewkcameron here is who u need to follow @robdelaney @jennyjohnsonhi5 @bridger_w @damienfahey @guyendorekaiser @imaliwaller @lwhannell

“@followjosh: @roxytmc @brittfehlm ... Deleted my initial response to this. Hope you can't find it. Salute.” Everybody hates you :(

@ansonavellar hahaha whoa so I wasn't wrong. You def need to get in on it. Of course Pepsi already owns some of Sabra 😔

@igotkyle I ONLY buy designer vegetables.

I mean Italian is just basically Spanish.. Which is just basically English... So ill be fine. Right? (WRONG)