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"I've always wanted to learn how to dougie" *shimmies his shoulders* #ThingsRomneyShouldSayToTheNAACP
All of my friends are smart, beautiful women. Which is actually really annoying.
"There's a funny tweet about that" #ThingsMyFriendsHateHearingMeSay
Was in a good mood until pitbull came on the radio 👎
What type of consolation prize do I get for being single through two consecutive holiday seasons ?
#ThingsYouSayToYourBestFriend You look gross don't wear that.
Loove when rappers rap about getting their dick sucked. It just reminds everybody that, first and foremost, the like to keep things classy.
Hard to tell, but do rappers like pot drugs? #420NO #PassOnGrass
Well, clubs are STILL the worst.
I mean Italian is just basically Spanish.. Which is just basically English... So ill be fine. Right? (WRONG)