#RANTWARNING: Ok, so lately in the RP-verse there are hate accounts popping up left and right, bashing on people (cont) http://t.co/duaShgsa

#RPSexTip there is only so deep a guy can go. Go as deep as REALISTICALLY possible. You're not tunnelling to China through her vagina.

If you guys aren't following the sexy @gallantmischief and the even sexier @bonniebwitched, you're missing out. #suckstobeyou

You know, RPing sex is hard sometimes (no pun intended) but if you're gonna use textspeak when you do, just don't bother at all. Seriously.

#DearElijah Let your Mum make you all human, then kill her, then go make pretty #Elejahbabies

#Fact1 Never has abortion EVER been funded by tax dollars. #Fact2 Government has NO PLACE in MY uterus. #Fact3 Paul Ryan can go fuck himself

[thrusts] [moans] [thrusts again] [moans more] [cums] RT @youannoyusrpers: One word RP sex is absolutely stupid but funny to read.

♂ + ♂ = ♡ | ♀ + ♀ = ♡ | ♂ + ♀ = ♡ Love knows no limits.

#REALTVDFansLoveJuliePlec The haters and the nutcases can "suck it".

#DearRPers DAMON does #NOT giggle! KLAUS does #NOT giggle! ELIJAH does #NOT giggle! KOL does #NOT giggle! #cutitthefuckout #halfwits

Furthermore, if you use words like "spurting juicy load" or "hot, white, ropey jets of cum" I'm going throw a brick at you.

#FF SouthernShenanigans @immortalviking @perverseprogeny @lalalafayette @sassytaramae @ohsookiesookie @profanepuerile @kingbillcompton

When the person you want to be with pushes you away, thank them for pointing you in the right direction of the person you're meant for.

For those of you who hop out of bed every bloody morning smiling and happy and ready to take on the world, everyone hates you. [grumbles]

I try. [grins] @despoticknave

If it was up to Paul Ryan, women would be walking 3 steps behind their husbands with heads bowed and speaking only when spoken to.

You hate us like we’re famous, we’re not the ones who fake it. You fakers will never make it, haters gonna hate #SkankArmy #ElitistAssholes

I want domination. I want your submission. I see you're not resisting to this temptation. #FSTVD

If TSC is truly cancelled, bring Phoebe Tonkin to Mystic Falls as an old friend of Rebekah's and let them go crazy!

Having Klaus in Tyler's body will allow for Tyler to come back... Just as Esther's body "died" when she switched with Rebekah. #switcheroo