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  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    I can ignore you so hard you will begin to doubt your own existence.

    • 1,773
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    fusedudeBelowZeroSummerShaistaJustinTheAlexNevilbatwoman69NaDeana_TateBwanaChrisDaDaMan911
    BillFienbergJennifergr8FuzzyPimpleWuDaFuclvvzzecorno2__________JaySaysStuffjoaomatthews_NeverYourBitch____
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    You know you're fucked when your reaction to tenderness is to wonder how you're being manipulated.

    • 1,358
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    fusedudeSarcastrid419BillEsupertweetjenDaleV594bodingAlessandra__456David_M01________
    • 799
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    bridge415fusedudesupertweetjenanna_morgebrown_bumpermelrose4433CletusHammerSamuraiJ11
    kamtweetingPORNOPINIONAllyBallyBealVampiliciousXoMasqueradedLady__VodkaMaryjrogasm
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    "I told you so" is most heartbreaking when you say it to yourself.

    • 1,113
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    • 654
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    megan4hand________alive_and_dyingLitra_In_Denial__facciabellaSergioValenCoDanTheSnick
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    The problem with natural selection is that it isn't killing stupid people off quickly enough.

    • 1,113
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    • 703
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    PORNOPINIONavaricious1llvvzzzMasqueradedLady__cfishingOhNoSheTwitntEgg_Plantation____
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    A good woman knows how to be very selective about who she's a slut for.

    • 1,026
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    nativerogueNervousJrLindzThoughtsRienMais__________
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    Do not beg for the love you deserve.

    • 987
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    • 497
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    SharpeBytesTinkerbell_pHungShway
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    The best love is someone who always protects you from believing the worst about yourself.

    • 884
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    • 520
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    VikeeysSecretenigmaticmessTinkerbell_WizardOfRonJustinCase1957nativeroguebillymeetsworldCuntemplateWilliamAder
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    Two dogs.
    One vomits.
    I leave the room.
    Vomit disappears.
    We all pretend it never happened.

    • 861
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    fusedudeTennesseeCherry__NATxHANPhoenixRises69azraelwritesjannable9OpenClassMXbipolarraccoon
    • 330
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    A_SmartAsswesjohnson8BluetickhealernotfaizzyDoucheMcBaggus
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    Nothing says "I don't love you" like giving up without a fight.

    • 725
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    PomegrenedefusedudesupertweetjenTennesseeCherry__NATxHANA_SmartAssjannable9OpenClassMX
    • 356
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    RobotSkeleton69JumpingJesusH_Ms_Moneypenny_
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    Twittercide: Maybe they just got happy and left.

    • 653
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    fusedudeGG246810NATxHANOpenClassMXJesseWellermediocregeeSuperApple8BavlyOlwy
    • 208
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  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    I want to do quiet, boring things with you.

    • 629
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    • 304
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    Tinkerbell_TheWhaleChris____McJizzernutz
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    If someone says you're beautiful, don't argue.

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    fusedudeCletusHammerWildeThingyCunda22TLittle78NATxHANTheOnlyOneNishmprice1006
    • 383
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  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    This is my life.

    I will not play it safe.
    I will leap.
    I will fall.
    I will hurt.

    But I will triumph.
    I will be happy.
    Because I tried.

    • 569
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    fusedudeLuvPugsupertweetjensandrablue925NicoAspelingTheCharmed_LadyJJNotteCletusHammer
    • 450
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    kamtweetingTinkerbell_alive_and_dying
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    It's easy to find some guy to fuck. But I want hot, kinky, passionate, intense, smoldering sex with a man whose mind I connect with.

    • 567
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    akissofwordsFrancescaRufaJasonJDanielMiniMeWeeGuyVyxrikrscapitalsupertweetjenTennesseeCherry__
    • 184
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    kamiekaymeeTetley6969thehotlikechicaWolfbaneMahler____CrazedinNYC______
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    I actually read your tweets before I follow you. And not just the three teasers, I'll go deep on that shit if I have to.

    • 546
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    • 141
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  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    The sexiest thing a man can have is a great sense of humor. And a dick so hard you could cut diamonds with it.

    • 535
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    • 170
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    CochinaMasFina____obi7k3nobi________
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    You can't make someone happy.
    You can only show them that it's possible.

    • 481
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    • 272
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    kamtweetingHoGoLightlyGhetto_Trophy
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    Your dreams are as hungry as your demons.
    Make sure you're feeding the right ones.

    • 456
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    OneWonderWomanwrdsmythe________
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    Kids:
    When fucking up your own life just isn't enough.

    • 451
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    0hJulietteShoutingGoddess
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    The ones who give love easily are often the ones who need it most.

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    WaterLilyDreamsMissItAintMe______
@RummyLauded

@RummyLauded

All of this is false. I always tell the truth.