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  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    I can ignore you so hard you will begin to doubt your own existence.

    • 1,782
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    the_rock_chicblasster0004amymay26zero3_benzRoyceRoyaleGhostofSexPasta_olivia4212Maybe_Tumorrow
    • 1,059
    • RETWEETS
    the_rock_chicblasster0004amymay26zero3_benzSharpeBytesfusedudeBelowZeroSummerShaistaJustin
    BillFienbergJennifergr8FuzzyPimpleWuDaFuclvvzzecorno2__________JaySaysStuffjoaomatthews_NeverYourBitch____
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    You know you're fucked when your reaction to tenderness is to wonder how you're being manipulated.

    • 1,363
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    Kintsukuroi69SilverBadgerzero3_benzckretmsageMaybe_TumorrowfusedudeSarcastrid419BillE
    • 801
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    Kintsukuroi69zero3_benzbridge415fusedudeknottedwingsanna_morgebrown_bumper______melrose4433
    kamtweetingPORNOPINIONAllyBallyBealVampiliciousXoMasqueradedLady__VodkaMaryjrogasm__________
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    "I told you so" is most heartbreaking when you say it to yourself.

    • 1,124
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    Kintsukuroi69zero3_benzckretmsageangellgurlGhostofSexPasta_olivia4212EternalSikhniTalkAlot_Rae
    • 660
    • RETWEETS
    jmarienunezTennesseeCherryKintsukuroi69Retrouvailles_CTameTenderTabooMaybe_TumorrowfusedudeAkolBenjamin
    megan4hand________alive_and_dyingLitra_In_Denial__facciabellaSergioValenCoDanTheSnick__
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    The problem with natural selection is that it isn't killing stupid people off quickly enough.

    • 1,117
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    Kintsukuroi69zero3_benzangellgurlMaybe_TumorrowfusedudeakissofwordsDaleV59CoreyRoddy
    • 706
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    Kintsukuroi69SaphyBzero3_benzRapmonsterfusedudeA_SmartAssGreeneyedMofogarthworld
    PORNOPINIONavaricious1llvvzzzMasqueradedLady__cfishingOhNoSheTwitntEgg_Plantation____
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    A good woman knows how to be very selective about who she's a slut for.

    • 1,035
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    arcaneanon1Mr_Mystic_Kintsukuroi69creampuffmcgeeLittleLouisaBugamymay26zero3_benzMaybe_Tumorrow
    • 482
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    Mr_Mystic_Kintsukuroi69amymay26zero3_benzSharpeByteshornyCemetaryfusedudeSarcasilicious
    nativerogueNervousJrLindzThoughtsRienMais__________
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    Do not beg for the love you deserve.

    • 995
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    Mr_Mystic_Kintsukuroi69zero3_benzckretmsageitzsavirRobbi123Maybe_Tumorrownnatwoman________
    • 501
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    Mr_Mystic_Kintsukuroi69ckretmsagea_olivia4212fusedudeJenahseahillaryroseeedbotnix
    SharpeBytesTinkerbell_pHungShway
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    The best love is someone who always protects you from believing the worst about yourself.

    • 894
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    Kintsukuroi69zero3_benzEternalSikhniSlinkybrowneyesJuliaJipAngela_T30Bro0kerjennykelliott
    • 523
    • RETWEETS
    me_aiu05rahulsali18Maybe_TumorrowfusedudeAlishaj5Alishadavidtravel1063miss_calculatdSTFUBUNNY________
    VikeeysSecretenigmaticmessTinkerbell_WizardOfRonJustinCase1957nativeroguebillymeetsworldCuntemplateWilliamAder
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    Two dogs.
    One vomits.
    I leave the room.
    Vomit disappears.
    We all pretend it never happened.

    • 870
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    creampuffmcgeeamymay26SaphyBiamangelinaxoxozero3_benzangellgurlGhostofSexPasta_olivia4212
    • 331
    • RETWEETS
    zero3_benzfusedudeVN_RubenOpenClassMXjjgriffith88BirdysLilSecretthhambriceAlexvanBeek
    A_SmartAsswesjohnson8BluetickhealernotfaizzyDoucheMcBaggus
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    Nothing says "I don't love you" like giving up without a fight.

    • 729
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    LittleLouisaBugKintsukuroi69KristinAndrenezero3_benzPomegrenedefusedudeknottedwingsTennesseeCherry
    • 358
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    Kintsukuroi69zero3_benzfusedudeJessG828joshsallowslilbootea__thatsweethigh____xox_shivaliii
    RobotSkeleton69JumpingJesusH_Ms_Moneypenny_
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    Twittercide: Maybe they just got happy and left.

    • 657
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    Kintsukuroi69zero3_benzckretmsageangellgurlfusedudeGG246810NATxHANOpenClassMX
    • 210
    • RETWEETS
    ckretmsageangellgurlfusedudeNATxHANOpenClassMXgreghigginsviewBavlyOlwy_kimberann_
    beskrajanjoeljeffreygaliamango
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    I want to do quiet, boring things with you.

    • 641
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    creampuffmcgeeamymay26fairy__unicornzero3_benzfuzzlimezolofighterAnotherDamnLisaRUFknKiddingMe
    • 309
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    KristinAndrenezero3_benzsoul_cravingckretmsagepucci79fusedude65_electraglideRinko2412Rinko
    beskrajanTinkerbell_TheWhaleChris____McJizzernutz
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    If someone says you're beautiful, don't argue.

    • 587
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    amymay26SaphyBzero3_benzruraljulesckretmsagefusedudeCletusHammerWildeThingy
    • 386
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    amymay26zero3_benzckretmsagefusedudeTLittle78A_SmartAsslizzie_treyEllecee411
    RockKraller
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    This is my life.

    I will not play it safe.
    I will leap.
    I will fall.
    I will hurt.

    But I will triumph.
    I will be happy.
    Because I tried.

    • 584
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    Kintsukuroi69zero3_benzKimUniversalTayloreMcElroyBrookeBeWellamhigginscrayMi_SSbehavedTexasChiquita
    • 455
    • RETWEETS
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    SharpeByteskamtweetingTinkerbell_alive_and_dying
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    It's easy to find some guy to fuck. But I want hot, kinky, passionate, intense, smoldering sex with a man whose mind I connect with.

    • 568
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    zero3_benzakissofwordsFrancescaRufaJasonJDanielMiniMeWeeGuyVyxrikrscapitalknottedwings
    • 184
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    fusedudeYes_ImAmypantherpadawanenigmaticmessArteymisvanilladog69UghNotAgain_GenuinelyMe
    kamiekaymee__Tetley6969thehotlikechicaWolfbaneMahler____CrazedinNYC______
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    I actually read your tweets before I follow you. And not just the three teasers, I'll go deep on that shit if I have to.

    • 547
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    zero3_benzEmmyloubellsfusedudeakissofwordsknottedwingsNATxHANolita81mediocregee
    • 141
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    fusedudenativerogueTbrushTravelsgeweepDadandBuriedPeterAgbonzegbePandoras_Shadowmerican_ninjy
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    The sexiest thing a man can have is a great sense of humor. And a dick so hard you could cut diamonds with it.

    • 541
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    justashleylove1the_rock_chicamymay26SaphyBBlackCheesePiezero3_benzEmmyloubellsfusedude
    • 174
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    CochinaMasFina____obi7k3nobi________
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    You can't make someone happy.
    You can only show them that it's possible.

    • 484
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    the_rock_chicamymay26zero3_benzfusedudeknottedwingsGG2468104LoveOfJoggingNATxHAN
    • 274
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    amymay26zero3_benzbridge415fusedudeGG2468104LoveOfJoggingNATxHANBavlyOlwy
    kamtweetingHoGoLightlyGhetto_Trophy
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    Your dreams are as hungry as your demons.
    Make sure you're feeding the right ones.

    • 457
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    zero3_benzfusedudeakissofwordsknottedwingsDavid_M01________melrose4433AquaTinkerbell____CletusHammer
    • 322
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    fusedudemelrose4433CletusHammernativeroguepantherpadawanAmiigatDaPopeOfDope__enigmaticmess
    OneWonderWomanwrdsmythe________
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    Kids:
    When fucking up your own life just isn't enough.

    • 453
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    zero3_benzckretmsageEmmyloubellsfusedudeNATxHANimapotatonaughtygeisha3mediocregee
    • 187
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    zero3_benzfusedudeZagBishopnaughtygeisha3Shwentojackiew77MGUncensoredmare_bare
    0hJulietteShoutingGoddess
  • RummyLauded
      The Muse @RummyLauded

    The ones who give love easily are often the ones who need it most.

    • 448
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    zero3_benzEmmyloubellsfusedudeakissofwordsWH1SKYT4NG0F0X65_electraglideGG2468104LoveOfJogging
    • 254
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    Emmyloubellsfusedude65_electraglideGG246810sortedthreadsNATxHANyaooomelaniesoniadimaio68
    WaterLilyDreamsMissItAintMe______
@RummyLauded

@RummyLauded

All of this is false. I always tell the truth.