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"My gay fans are mostly bottoms on student budgets" thats what you would have thought Britney said lmao
"Remember when Apple got every homos fingerprint and then leaked it to Russia"
"If this gets 100,000 revines my mom will quit meth"
Gun oil is silicone based, it is GREAT as an endurance lube. However watch where u put it, 8hrs later you can stil slip and break your neck
"Yea, we may have unleashed a 3,000 year old demonic spirit from Slovenia that was living in a bottle of Chardonnay"
Another day spent imagining Final Destination style deaths for my coworkers, friends and family <3
Stop putting dangerous objects in your anus for Vine. You are giving me panic attacks. Get a job at gamestop of find a top in your zip code
120fps -imagine the slowmo cum shots that will now be clogging the dash of everyones tumblr