You failed to tell the whole story. RT@nrbtoday: Winners of iNRB’s 36-Hour Video, Audio Competitions Announced  http://bit.ly/16Al2Lo 

Ways to anger my mother: Ask her to knock before she comes in my room, ask her not to move my furniture after 10pm, breathe. #summer2013

Thanks for keeping me in your prayers today, surgery went well. Now the real test begins... staying in the house with my mother.

Ronsford: "Where you and @smolder52 play golf at?" Me: "Big Bend" Ronsford: "Ain't that in England?" @pittmich12 @joshhallgath

Me: "whatcha wanna watch on tv old man?" Ronsford: "ain't no animal shows or hot rods on, how bout spongebob?" @pittmich12 @joshhallgath

Here's the video of @jcougs41 game winning grand slam! @mvnu_cougars @espn @sportsnation @sportscenter #SCTop10  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRMEmyXiYdo …

Even I'm not used to talking this much, @mvnu_cougars going to the 14th tied at 2. Listen live at wnzr.fm!

Props to @mvnudining for a great lunch today. Probably the best day of caf food I've had in 3 years.

AND WE JUST GOT UPGRADED TO A SUITE. #freefood #praiseJesus #Merica @afternoondrive @pittmich12 pic.twitter.com/CV4HLixCz7

Just saw a kid get out of a black Lincoln with a driver for breakaway. Is this real life?

Now we know it's a fake account. “@mvnucrushes1: "Josh Hallgath...So hot."”

These fake MVNU pages are getting out of hand. If you have something to say, tweet/post/or say it and stand behind it, don't hide.

Listening to Coach Swanson talk about couples skate as a teenager. This is classic.

It's $20k a year to go to Florida Gulf Coast. Think about it. #regrets

I'm gonna guess our neighbors picked #Harvard judging by the concert coming through the walls. #marchMADness

@pittmich12 @chris_sneed @joshhallgath drew had it rough growing up pic.twitter.com/RAvHlgCNHy

@pittmich12 @joshhallgath @chris_sneed those were the happiest words ever uttered from my lips in staff meeting.

@peytonshead #GrowingUpAsAChildOfWellAdjustedParents I learned how to tie a tie, the right way.

@chris_sneed and @paigehagans are favoriting every single tweet of mine. #Nazkidsthatdidntgotothebeachproblems

"Here you see David experiencing a virgin on the hill... Wait, that doesn't sound right." - Prof. Forester @micaylajo