I like to masturbate in candlelight. It really sets the mood. Plus it causes some interesting shadow puppets on the wall.

Nothing like a hot cup of vagina in the morning...

How awesome is it when everyone is around a fire pit and no one is talking because every one is on there phone. This fire sucks...

Vagina is comfort food

Every guy wants their girl to give them the triple crown: Blow-job, Vaginal Intercourse and Anal. The three ingredients to a good porn flick

Can I keep my penis in your butt for good luck??

Every fight should end by saying "You can take my tits and put them in your mouth".

Following back on twitter is like fucking a girl in the ass and playing with her clitoris. It's just common courtesy.

I like to undress Mrs. Potato Head and open her bottom to put my things in...

I used a Hannah Montana brush to brush my hair. What can I say? I am out numbered...

S/O @bigjackpot_dcep @jabnevsdaddy @robertperrette @kierg37 @laurenjay46 @sweetg35 @kawaii_kells @mykeawesome_ @bigdwags @ploof007

This alcohol has me buzzing like a vibrator

I once tripped on acid. I was ok. Some druggy must of left it on the ground...

To some people it's called spooning. To others it's shoveling. It depends on the size of the ass. Shovels just hold more...

Most of the time when you ask someone "How are you doing" they say "Good". I would say 90% of the time they are lying to you.

Spank the ass that rides you

I bet the hammerhead shark penetrates the hardest

I am having twizzlers for breakfast today! It makes mouths happy...

#FF @lehighyankee @pinstripemama @a_queenbee1 @qrkim @qedtherese @rotoray316 @rangerita @rebelprincessny @richardfrench @steff__r

#FF @teammongoslane @yuta_muto @teamblockballin @lexxiidoesdis @gp2_u @tezopey @yazminprice @euphonious_ca @callmepoetical @solo_lucci