So when is Twitter going to explode over the 1,500 other children murdered in the US each year?

I will not tweet pics of @suzytrotta @shanerhyne and @larkinhavens dancing to "Jungle Love," but it just happened. #ohweohweoh

I am awesome. Plz RT.

@larkinhavens That's a great one, but this is one of my favorites from @tnlocavore  http://mouthfromthesouth.com/filet-mignon-with-a-shiitake-red-wine-shallot-sauce/ … Hilarious.

It is reprehensible that a mosque in Tennessee is getting national publicity over a building permit. Bigots, kiss my ass.

Am I the only person in the country who doesn't give a crap what either Hilary Rosen or Ann Romney thinks? They're not running for office.

A co-worker just found a chocolate Easter bunny that is certified kosher. We golfclapped.

We have met the enemy and he is us http://t.co/qm4iRmNl (via @newscoma)

Why do crises always wait until it's quitting time to rear their ugly little heads?

If you're old enough to remember the Scrabble anagram in Rosemary's Baby, then we have something to talk about.

Knox tweeps: the FIRST Robotics Smoky Mtn Regional is this Fri & Sat at the Convention Ctr. Come watch robots! #frc #omgrobots

@larkinhavens The themes of the rising & setting sun and the advent of spring were part of the minister's ceremony.

Y'all should follow @orhswildbots to see what incredible things these kids will be accomplishing in the coming weeks. #omgrobots #frc

Y'all go read Jack Neely's article on historic preservation:  http://www.metropulse.com/news/2013/jan/16/whats-historicand-who-says-nine-practical-reasons/ … Great stuff, @metropulse!

So, I'm apparently going to Kingston tomorrow to shoot guns and eat pork. #wtfhillbilly

My cousin Ben's new kidney is functioning! He's doing well. What a Christmas present!

They sent us home early for the holiday. Y'all should have seen how quickly I bolted for the door. #donthavetotellmetwice

Listening to Adele, because she is awesome.

Her: "The thought of you driving scares me." Me: "That makes us even, because your driving scares the hell out of me!"

@erinkns Having an End-Of-The-World dinner at @rouxbarb with friends, who said, "If it's the end of the world, then we're not doing dishes!"