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more sex and weed, less murder and hate.
My bong just talked me into getting tacos.
Until a vibrator can take a bitch to dinner, listen to her problems & spend a shit-ton of money on her, men have nothing to worry about.
Titty-fucking is totally still a thing.
Sometimes it would just be nice to have someone to pee on in the shower, you know?
You're nobody until the internet thinks you're dead.
Blunt after blunt after Blunt after blunt after Blunt after blunt after Blunt after blunt after Blunt after blunt after Blunt after blunt
The letter M: #Marijuana makes Mondays much more manageable.
I wish you were here sleeping next to me. I miss molesting you.
The "rapture" has ruined twitter. This shit is worse than fucking facebook.
in 2014, Easter Sunday will fall on 4/20.
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction" - Happy Birthday, Bob Marley!
I've officially seen every episode of Law & Order: SVU at least three times.
When I get paid, I'm tracking down a certain Wells Fargo collection agent, tying him up & stuffing $100 bills in his mouth between beatings.
Professional weed smoker. I like music, drugs & making out (with you, baby). Oh, and I have Tourette's. PussyCockTittyFUCK! #TeamTaint