Fucking Disney. Brainwashing me to want romance. I wish I grew up with Pixar so I developed a beautiful understanding of friendship instead.

@is_anyone_up I have tentacles under my tongue.. pic.twitter.com/sWqkWcri

I think it's horrible that KStew should have to apologise to the media for cheating on Rob.
She should be apologising for her acting.

When I clean my cat's litter box I pretend I'm in Deadwood and panning for gold.

Ok, if you love cats and/or Olympics than you NEED to see this piccy! ^_^
#Olympics #kitteh http://t.co/ZVe2oKue

I need to meditate more often.

Bane needed subtitles.
#justsayin
"MURRDEHURRDYHURR MURR BATMAN BURR"

"Got in there by three or four inches.."
"..Oooh that's gonna hurt."
#cricketcommentary

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh..
RT @fac7s: Men who can't control laughter can't control sexual arousal.

#StarWars #DragonBallZ and #Gremlins connected? YESSSS!!! http://t.co/tf6vqSRN

Silent games suck..
#doctorwho http://t.co/CIOvcqNp

If I was Shepard, I'd made EDI play "I'm blue, la boo dee la boo da!" every time Liara comes onto the bridge.
#ME3

@sailorcoruscant This is my fav grumpy cat meme so far. ^_^ pic.twitter.com/t6H2p8PC

Heart: I'm empty.
Brain: I'm depressed.
My reflection: *puts on sunglasses* Deal with it.

I want a baby dinosaur.

#Borderlands2 Bandit mask almost done!  http://instagr.am/p/RUdHkPMuSJ/ 

Spawn drawing for a mate. http://t.co/I2PYvtbv

@obiwan_kenobi7 Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, with my rum'n Coke.

I LOVE RAINBOW UNICORNS

J.K. Rowling's new book is called "The Casual Vacancy" and it's about Stephanie Meyers' brain.