@davidtylerwood ass hats and douche canoes lol..we are surrounded by far too many.

When you are truly in love, that love of a lifetime, every day feels like Valentine's Day.

The average distance from the Earth to the Moon is 238,900 miles..that's pretty damn far :) #ShootingStar #TheMoreYouKnow

@davidtylerwood you are such a hard-working guy :) You better be getting paid lol WHNT owns Huntsville news it's not even close!

@davidtylerwood Congrats! Well-deserved!

When I say "I promise." It is always the real deal.

@davidtylerwood 2 Questions. Is that a pop out poster? and is that lady wearing a potato sack? I am holding back so many sick thoughts btw!

I should be awarded a Nobel Prize every time I scroll through Facebook. Such pathetic garbage. Please hope those ppl never "learn" twitter.

@davidtylerwood you rock those Emmy's :) and good luck! You guys deserve every trophy!

Twitter suggests I should follow Jessica Simpson..No thanks.

@theperalion I am a WHNT junkie lol :)

Smashed my phone screen today..Annie Lennox this is for you..Tweeting on Broken Glass :) #IKnowImADork

I can't wait until Emblem 3 sells more albums than Demi..she is on my last nerve. #XFactor

Dez and Cody are off #TheVoice ? WTH America lol? Well, that will free up some DVR space going forward. No need to watch now.

@davidtylerwood Conservative Twitterati!

@davidtylerwood do not feel that way, b/c there is always a 100% chance one can always be wrong. Have to stay positive :) Always :))

@davidtylerwood Congrats! That is so amazing!

If you follow me you should follow @chance_shayg he is smart, funny, handsome, and a great friend :) So follow him! #bigfan

I am behind (DVR) but the leopard print girl on #XFactor makes me wanna break my TV.

@anylaurie16 YES! lol