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I CARE. I FEEL THE NEED TO BROADCAST IT. ANYONE WHO CARES IN A QUIET AND/OR PERSONAL WAY IS HEARTLESS SCUM. (c) twitter and facebook 2010
OH gave me a look this morning for leaving the bedroom light on. Just realised he sauntered off to work with the TV blaring. 1-1.
Wanted: newborn baby for special modelling assignment, 0-10 days old. Free photoshoot & print. Please RT & tell your pregnant friends :)
Couple in the car next to me have had a row. Faces like mangoes, staring straight ahead. They should be on the Stena Line billboards.
The vacuous and self-obsessed fashion industry there, in stark contrast to the hundreds of amazing people surrounding them.
Frank Carson's last joke: funeral procession past St Anne's just as guests are supposed to be arriving for my Saturday wedding #trafficchaos
Okaaaay, so it appears that I'm locked in Botanic gardens. Anyone got any ideas?
Apparently they're going to Butlins in Scotland next time, or just getting a caravan and a big carry out. France's gain I think.
Bitching about France - have to speak slowly, they don't even speak English, too many baguettes (pronounced baggits) too expensive #blahblah
Just spent 2 hours with the loudest, most obnoxious extended Belfast family I've ever had the misfortune of meeting.
Newborn, family and wedding photographer. Scientist, F1 addict and goldfish keeper. Seriously uncool taste in music :)