@sarahpalinusa Hey... I'm a Republican. One of our core values is we don't quit when shit hits the fan. You're irrelevant. Go away.

@etcpolitics @sarahpalinusa I think she's drunk

@senrandpaul Tonight is a transcendental moment in American history when we collectively stand with you in freedom's defense.

Each time Don Draper does a pitch, another angel gets its wings. #MadMen

@barackobama @billclinton @warrenbuffett The three of you should begin a sitcom after Pres Obama finishes his term

@sarahpalinusa #bqhatevwr

@barackobama I am ready for opening day, Mr. President! I'm used to opening my wallet for you.

@barackobama The ball is symbolic of our deficit

Good piece @anthropocon: Jeff Quinton weighs in on the failing leadership of the MD GOP  http://www.quintonreport.com/2013/03/23/the-sc-gop-really-doesnt-need-help-from-the-md-gop/ … #mdpolitics #mdgop”

@jasonbiggs I'm sure you hear every single day how much of a loser and a miscreant you are, but I would like to remind you again

@barackobama RT if you agree that we should open the Keystone Pipeline and stop halting the creation of thousands of jobs

#headdesk @mattbinder: Republican Congressman oh so casually uses the slur "wetbacks" while discussing the economy:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/alaska-republican-congressman-my-father-used-to-have-wetback …”

@jimcarrey @dloesch I wish Jim Carrey would go back to just being Ace Ventura. He was so funny. I'm a doctor not a pool man!

@toure And then you wake up. You should honestly be a unicorn. Because you live in mystical place.

This is awesome. Read this. Everyone. Now. @anthropocon: We need a new Maryland GOP  http://bit.ly/Y7rV3C ”

You know what else deserves a vote? A budget.

@mittromney Thank you, Governor. You spoke for millions of us Americans and carried our values to the finish line. God Bless you & Ann.

@alancolmes @evalongoria Alan Colmes thinks you should resign

@evalongoria Your Twitter account is a joke. Nobody takes you seriously as a "Latino" voice. Zero people care about your opinions.

It's almost time to announce the 2013 VA GOP ticket. #rpv2013 pic.twitter.com/uL3sb99vdp