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Being 4 looks like so much fun. Then I realize how hard it would be to reach the snacks and beer...

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Until today I disliked most of my coworkers. Today I dislike them all.

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This new iPhone would be totally perfect if anyone actually called me...

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Pro tip of the day: Staples will go thru human skin.

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I need your help, quickly!

Red wire or blue wire??

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We got hit by 11 yesterday with her first draft of her xmas list. She wants a cell phone and to dress like a whore, apparently...

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4 just said, "My bagina hurts".

I told him mine does too...

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Why do I even check facebook??

It's like sniffing spoiled milk and expecting it to be fresh again.

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I wish my kids were home. I feel creepy watching iCarly by my self...

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Woot! Finally reached 100 followers! Minus the bots I'd guess that makes about 20 real humans, two cats and a muppet. Seems about right...

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11 already has her eye on another boy. He is Zac. I have not met Zac. I do not like Zac...

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Oh son of a fuck fuck!! This day needs to be ctrl+alt+deleted!!

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My 4 y/o just swiped a 5 from my wallet and left the 10.

I'm sure he is on drugs now.

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I'm wearing my sexy corduroys...

(swish swoosh swish)

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The small people and their queen are back. They are demanding sustanace and physical contact... Very odd.

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4 had is first soccer game since his surgery. We thought he was losing sight of the ball and would do better now.

Turns out he's just 4...

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I may or may not have farted loud enough to scare the cats.

May or may not...

I did.

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Dear Baby Jebus, please make the stupids go away. Thank you.

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Dear coworkers, I'm in the fridge stealin' your cokes... Me.

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Quick, does anyone know how to say, "No thanks, I'm allergic to goat scrotum" in Sanscrit??

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