Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
REMEMBER THAT TWEET I MADE 12 HOURS AGO? I'M GOING TO LINK IT FOR YOU BECAUSE I WANT YOUR VALIDATION SO HARD BABY
I don't think 5 Hour Energy is doing well because they are only spending about 200 dollars on each commercial they shoot
WE GOT FUCKED BY THE REFS BUT WE STILL GET PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND BLOWJOBS PROBABLY GROW ON TREES
Ed Hardy Condoms: Make your dick look like an asshole!
I HAVE A TATTOO OF A MUSIC NOTE BECAUSE I LIKE MUSIC AND HAVE NO CREATIVITY WHATSOEVER.
If you don't love day baseball I don't know if we can hang.
The number 4 baby name for guys this year has been "Jayden". You should all be fucking ashamed of yourselves.
Remember people: Tonight Clint Eastwood talked to a chair and people cheered. THIS WAS NOT A MOVIE
Upper/Downer/All Arounder. I haven't gone to a doctor since I was 17. I'm probably dying.