I take showers...









Naked...

@stillmadmom something has to be done, competing with all these guys for a glimpse in your window is ridiculous... Stupid mouth breathers...

@lolgop you forgot the silent "D", Djesus unchained...

@torrami so is that what goes on in a cats mind...?

Is it just me or are people dumber on Fridays?..

@iamfase man, I'm getting depressed reading that shit... For fucks sake, phones have autocorrect...

@sami_skywalker damn right...

@laneymg I dunno if it cause I'm drinking or not, but that was some funny shit... Thank you

@realsudonim better idea... Crispy Creme scented...

@helenofmiami if you must...

@kinky_senorita but that's never a requirement for me...

@little_lei_oh_ next time tell them it's like pushing a softball out their pee hole, that'll get the point across..

@stillmadmom Ooo pick me... Pick me...

@sheseemslegit yes ma'am..

@ohnoshetwitnt you want that whole John Woo effect, with the doves and all?..

@bristolsweets does it have to be the kitchen table? Cause there are sooo many other places...

@bristolsweets will box wine, and a few Hershey bars do? Kinda on a budget here...

@bristolsweets but I have candy...

@sheseemslegit will motts do?

@bristolsweets I got some jolly ranchers...