#secondcomingofchryst

Given new responsibility for an existing report. First on the agenda: get rid of all comic sans. #idiots

I miss banging on the windows at babes the most. #notinband

At a dive for the blackcawks game. Bunch of die hards... and a guy in the corner drinking a MGD, programming on his laptop.

I hate sitting in my parked car, waiting. It's awkward whenever someone pulls up next to you. If I had my big van, I'd crawl in back.

Im an usher in my sisters wedding tomorrow. Thanks for the gift brother-in-law-to-be @thebodaciousd! Open bar, dude! pic.twitter.com/x3B9dNRj6g

@t_mullin spotted in the WSoB fall 2012 update magazine that mom left on my desk at home. #superstarbusinessstudent pic.twitter.com/78WprO3y8q

Flawless execution RT @sbnationgif: Sports fan is just picking his nose on TNT.  http://bit.ly/16vYU2c 

The play @aaronrodgers12 was raving about RT @sbnationgif: Lob city in epic form tonight.  http://bit.ly/XUbBQE 

Think you could eat 10 pistachios in 30 seconds? I couldn't, and I'm pretty good at shucking stuff.

Saw this album in store today, its free online tho. If you're a fan of Tribe Called Quest or Pharcyde:  http://gummysoul.bandcamp.com/album/bizarre-tribe-a-quest-to-the-pharcyde …

Accidentally hung up the phone with "bye bye" instead of "buh bye" and it felt rly awkward.

Wreck-It Ralph snubbed.

So fucking sick of "Fun." Please someone make the next shitty hit so this can fade away.

I spy @joey_damato @jrabbitz3 @hotcarl31 @deannegriffin @amychristine4 @hannah_wags @malcolmrobey on TV. #roseparade

@fhasselhof fucking love taco salad. it's gotta be spicy tho. #yolo

Snacking on cheez-it's like it's my fucking part-time job.

@prancingbee @carlita688 was rly hoping to win the powerball so we could finally go on our nationwide eating tour. #foodieclub

Finished putting up the Christmas decorations.  http://lockerz.com/s/264324726 

Just paid a 10¢ fine for an overdue library book with my credit card. I'm guessing we both lost money on that transaction.