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Feel so close to my neighbor right now... (just standing on the sink, rummaging thru a box on the shelf. I can hear him walking around).
Just splashed around in the ocean by myself for 20 min bc I'm a fucking loser.
At a dive for the blackcawks game. Bunch of die hards... and a guy in the corner drinking a MGD, programming on his laptop.
Brace yourself, dry skin season is coming.
Anxious to finish up this bar of zest, got some old spice swagger queued up. For your smelling pleasure, ladies...
Saw this album in store today, its free online tho. If you're a fan of Tribe Called Quest or Pharcyde: http://gummysoul.bandcamp.com/album/bizarre-tribe-a-quest-to-the-pharcyde …
THAT SOPRANO IS BASICALLY USING A FLIP FOLDER, SOMEONE TELL THE BIG TEN MARCHING BAND FACEBOOK PAGE
Sang Sir Mix-a-Lot karaoke last night ganked the mic rose the roof wassup fresh beotches be hella slammin wanna get down with a playa BOOYA!
Sometimes you throw the ball *so well* that you miss your target by 5 yards. Okay.
Freshmen, invite the golden globe winners to the bone haus.