Ppl who ask to go get sushi but they only get California rolls STEP UR ROLL GAME UP PUSSY

Jurratchet Park

Tumblr bitches sucking dick for a pair of high waist shorts and Nutella.

Damn girl are you a parking ticket?

Because wow thanks for ruining my day I can't believe this shit

I'd do horrible things to @danieltosh's vagina. Mmm mmm mmm

Love is not just a verb it's you getting me Wingstop

Shout out to girls that wake up and still have eyebrows ~~

Indifferent. I'm indifferent. Pull up to the scene with my feelings missin~~~

I'm not even a football fan but it's apparently illegal on twitter to be proud of your city and think things are cool

I'm thankful for my ass and it's only gonna get bigger tonight. THANK YOU @lilbthebasedgod YOU CAN FUCK MY BITCH

Taylor Swift looks like the type of girl to say you raped her if you have a one night stand with her and won't call her the next day.

RT @uberfacts: sceintists say that u fags beleive eerything n anything I say lol wtf

This kind of relationship >>>> 😍❤❤👌👌😏👆👏👏 pic.twitter.com/SAsiI6Lpnr

Never trust a girl that uploads 5 selfies a day.

Thou shalt be nice to people that has naked pictures of you.

Rt if you died

Real eyes realize shut the fuck up

I gotta start dating Filipino dudes because they always take their gfs to Disneyland.

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If he ain't gonna tweet you. The way he should. Then let him go.