Guess we know who's covering Megatron this Sunday -- @rsherman_25 changed his handle to "Optimus Prime."

Awe. Some. RT @ahow: A grown ass man is mad at his girlfriend at Olive Garden & has made a menu fort pic.twitter.com/SeENwSZNTC

Yes. Yes, he does. RT @buzzfeedandrew: Guy trolling the Westboro Baptist Church wins the Internet. pic.twitter.com/Gdl3l5oJ

Winner. RT @allie_yoder: Tim Tebow... Most talked about white bronco since O.J.

Oh, Jesus. RT And @jessicaredfield’s final blog post. I haven’t the words. http://t.co/mCFtacn5 #AuroraShooting #RIP

I like it. RT @sherwoodstrauss: I'd describe Marshawn's running style as "Surfing while murdering sharks"

Nickelback is not impressed. RT @uberfacts Walruses have 3 times the sucking power of the average vacuum cleaner.

Hangin' out with his left tackle. RT @pink_funk Jay Cutler has a message for everyone this morning. http://t.co/EPm0i3NW

Your move, R.A. Dickey. RT @wesyee Today in 1917, Babe Ruth walked leadoff man, punched ump + replaced by Ernie Shore, who threw a perfecto.

After 20 years as a @seattletimes subscriber, I am a @seattletimes subscriber no more. Way to go, Editorial Board!

Yup. RT “@fauxpelini: Text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 to efforts in Oklahoma. Don't think, just do it. Boomer Sooner.”

And America needs to do something about them. RT @thatgirlmegan: THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE SPORTS

Perhaps Hansen could also buy the Mariners in an attempt to bring baseball to Seattle.

Best. Injury. Report. Ever. RT @dougbaldwinjr Does a bear shit in the woods? “@brentb1984: You going to be ready for the Cards game?”

I feel horribly misrepresented. RT @fangsbites: Doug Gottlieb says he's on the CBS set to provide "the white man's perspective."

Ed Reed is the guy the grown-ass men go to in order to learn to be better grown-ass men.

You're an embarrassment to idiots everywhere RT @realskipbayless: Hope Dr. Andrews is pleased creating doubt in RG3's mind about knee

This is just ridiculous. RT @dudeperfect The legend of Johnny Football continues! #JohnnyFootballEdition is LIVE!!!  http://youtu.be/n58bFRauLL4 

How would he know? RT @microtony Trent Dilfer lecturing RGIII on what it means to "play well" as a QB.

I ... um ... what? RT @washingtonpost: U of Tennessee student hospitalized after "butt chugging" wine with frat bros. http://t.co/ZXemGZhA