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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    "Do what you love." ~Rich people

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Most adult friendships are just figuring out whose turn it is to cancel plans.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    New guy at Starbuck's dotted the "i" in Erica w/a ♥ on my cup. Marriage proposal, right? Or he's gay. Or a playa. Dickbag. Hate him already.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    The number of hashtags you use on Instagram pix is equal to the number of psych meds you should be on.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    It's called St. Valentine's Day because St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day just didn't have the same ring to it.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Seriously, if I were a manager at Burger King, my answer to every complaint would be, “You’re at Burger King.”

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don't have a moon where I live.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    If I don't return 17 calls,9 texts,& 7 emails, it's safe to assume you've been blown off & bumped up to Borderline Stalker Status. Sorry Mom

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    My gal pal: "Are you on a diet? You look so nice & thin... What's you're secret?!"

    Me: "Poverty."

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Never look directly at the people having a sizzling plate of fajitas delivered to their table. It’s what they want.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    “I’m working on it.” = Haven’t done shit

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    If you get pulled over in a Smart Car for speeding, you should get a standing ovation, not a ticket.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    I swear to god if this girl doesn't get my coffee order right I'm gonna tip her, drink it anyway & be back again tomorrow.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    I’ve discovered, the easiest way to change a flat tire is by not wearing a bra.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    My son’s field trip consent form lists walkmans & radios under ‘Optional items.’ Where the fuck are they going, 1989??

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    If you’re just now coming to the conclusion that Bill Cosby did rape those women only because he admitted it, you’re part of the problem.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    The awkward moment when you say, "I love you," then the pizza delivery guy says, "That'll be $12.46, please."

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    I'm like the David Hasselhoff of Twitter. I'm not particularly funny or talented, but they fucking love me in Europe.

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