• Greetings!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your favs and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you fav, retweet, or follow someone.
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    New guy at Starbuck's dotted the "i" in Erica w/a ♥ on my cup. Marriage proposal, right? Or he's gay. Or a playa. Dickbag. Hate him already.

    • 3,039
    • FAVS
    KashkaR12CaptainKanedaKaylaKFosterBruppFWTXJSLauderdaleLunatic_timesspiraled_awaySquizbot
    • 1,195
    • RETWEETS
    KaylaKFosterJSLauderdalespiraled_awaySquizbotDeurb1SolelyBpseudo_fredRawanFakhoury1
    BlondiethegoodWookieOnUnicornBillMc7DaveWeasellvvzzsee_more13greenteam15TheDairylandDonJaySuchshruglordBarebakAssassinprimawesomeBlazedDonuts______dannydogmouthDeanB15TheTennisPhenomSaraESpiveytreydayway__abstractethedailymarkersameblackshoes1__StellacopterRyenInTheMoinesFadeAway2JazzzzzminaCpez38
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    "Do what you love." ~Rich people

    • 2,155
    • FAVS
    jord_callneakelKaylaKFosterSaint_Joseph104ColeAlcornrichjohnJazzzzzminasee_more13
    • 1,744
    • RETWEETS
    lilmeauxmeauxColeAlcornlacrossemom5see_more13ryanbyrddotnetseanx3DrBo_chansuicideartifex
    DanielRCarrilloWildeThingycathryn_wardmattZillaaaa
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree.

    • 2,415
    • FAVS
    KaylaKFostermikewaldron115Lanecat2skovvykleagsandspiraled_awayBurbankLawGuyWhtUReallyMean
    • 1,299
    • RETWEETS
    69shadesoftaarLanecat2spiraled_awayWhtUReallyMeanmicaelaleeSquizbotLauren_Ipsum_darrrkstarrr
    roggyiegigglegirlnoelAngreaHairyJew4LifeARobustLoofahlvvzzFSUSteve__1BigMickJaySuchGroperClevelandFredPollackpantsheymonroeHrBryDavidOzmundmattelgatoJason_maybethe_littletrampStellacopter
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    It's called St. Valentine's Day because St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day just didn't have the same ring to it.

    • 1,670
    • FAVS
    HOTTVampChickaCaptainKanedaKaylaKFosterBruppFWTXJSLauderdaleSquizbotAnemoneOhMoreWants
    • 1,234
    • RETWEETS
    KaylaKFosterSquizbotspiraled_awaypseudo_fredbaliska2david_tullkrishna_vanRobRichardson3
    LifesGoodThingnowarrantylovablelucaskingofalltweetsgoonumbertwo______BlazedDonuts______CrystalMoonableJayDirt___________
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    The number of hashtags you use on Instagram pix is equal to the number of psych meds you should be on.

    • 1,653
    • FAVS
    Leelou_2013iconBLUEUnderAchiever84junkyardiganm_kaczorneakelJuneBugSpadeSkullfuckT
    • 1,157
    • RETWEETS
    Leelou_2013Cadams80iconBLUESkullfuckTJatin_OzWaqasLuqmanyoussefwagih23youtubersfan13
    BlackCheesePie
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    If I don't return 17 calls,9 texts,& 7 emails, it's safe to assume you've been blown off & bumped up to Borderline Stalker Status. Sorry Mom

    • 1,740
    • FAVS
    KaylaKFosterJSLauderdalespiraled_awaySquizbotAnemoneOhMoreWantsJustFollownRTOhYeahILied
    • 555
    • RETWEETS
    akifahsanKaylaKFosterspiraled_awaySquizbotMoreWantskrishna_vanskernn23brainsdoc
    NinjaFuneral______ThateverydayguyHome_HalfwaySeanInCypressthetobbieezeddalyletsdancebitchsMaui_SpeaksdannydogmouthLicoriceNipples______Coastiefish
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    My gal pal: "Are you on a diet? You look so nice & thin... What's you're secret?!"

    Me: "Poverty."

    • 1,541
    • FAVS
    KaylaKFosterTHEPokerWifeSquizbotAnemoneOhMoreWantsBrittanyBonetfragile_soulsJustFollownRT
    • 651
    • RETWEETS
    Squizbotlonewulf87JustFollownRTspiraled_awaypseudo_fredcassvinceIAmKashWahkrishna_van
    jlane_Mr_0rang3crayan9SergioValenCoMaui_Speaksshatty48
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    “I’m working on it.” = Haven’t done shit

    • 1,345
    • FAVS
    MattShineyShawn__Grahamg00phywhitney_beeeclose_callisobnKimberleymakadojranddi
    • 691
    • RETWEETS
    hymennnisdeadwhitney_beeeclose_cKimberleymakadotheDJClaritythebirdsaysSazBartzdrainyowbrain
    GreeneyedMofoezeddalyJoeyPositivityjedfudallylife_suckerMaryKoCoheykarlinedheenan__________slyoung5FSUSteve__
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    I’ve discovered, the easiest way to change a flat tire is by not wearing a bra.

    • 1,294
    • FAVS
    KaylaKFosteranja_drischBruppFWTXSquizbotAnemoneOhMoreWantsJustFollownRTspiraled_away
    • 472
    • RETWEETS
    Squizbotlonewulf87MoreWantsspiraled_awaypseudo_freddavid_tullkrishna_vanBorderKitsch
    QwertyJones3PeachCoffinanother_lisaTheAlexNevilkamiekaymee__madamezoobleJandalize
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    If you get pulled over in a Smart Car for speeding, you should get a standing ovation, not a ticket.

    • 1,247
    • FAVS
    spiraled_awayTHEPokerWifeSquizbotAnemoneOhMoreWantsJustFollownRTToxicWorrierOutOnTheMoors
    • 460
    • RETWEETS
    spiraled_awaySquizbotToxicWorrierpseudo_fredIAmKashWahkrishna_vanNickZ2317ShermanParts
    life_suckerUluwatuSiapziploccondom______AgamemNOMNOM
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    The awkward moment when you say, "I love you," then the pizza delivery guy says, "That'll be $12.46, please."

    • 1,282
    • FAVS
    KaylaKFosterTHEPokerWifeSquizbotAnemoneOhMoreWantsJustFollownRTpseudo_fredArtIsMyPorn
    • 310
    • RETWEETS
    SquizbotELEPHANTSiNJARSOhYeahILiedpseudo_freddavid_tullkrishna_vanAnkitShahrockinbinbin
    gigglegirlnoelshegotagronkgingerfaced5haelPawnYourLifenotfaizzyMothpete
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    I'm like the David Hasselhoff of Twitter. I'm not particularly funny or talented, but they fucking love me in Europe.

    • 1,275
    • FAVS
    KaylaKFosterJSLauderdaleGeoff55RSquizbotAnemoneOhMoreWantsJustFollownRTzoofster
    • 231
    • RETWEETS
    Squizbotpseudo_freddavid_tullMeccaBrooksFortuitousPenRick_IZlllvvvzzzJurassicPatt
    Stellacopterthe_couch_guy____jrogasm__________JonCantTweet__Carmel_ColemanCoastiefish
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Growing up, we had twerking too, except it was called 'That girl isn’t right in the head.’

    • 760
    • FAVS
    FilmatelistKaylaKFosterBruppFWTXLionsFanDEPJSLauderdale_odlanyeRspiraled_awayUrSassy_Ginger
    • 731
    • RETWEETS
    KaylaKFosterKrazydiamond81JSLauderdalespiraled_awayUrSassy_GingerSquizbotchar_m26MikeSpitler
    anja_drischKendragardenDontFuckWithMom
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Guys, when us girls travel in packs to the ladies' room, we are ripping our clothes off, rubbing our bodies together & making out. Busted.

    • 1,133
    • FAVS
    KaylaKFosteranja_drischtreydayway__JSLauderdaleTHEPokerWifeale_bundySquizbotAnemoneOh
    • 351
    • RETWEETS
    treydayway__JSLauderdaleSquizbotdarrrkstarrrRillyKewlaterdoekrishna_van_MaridithJoy
    Jenny4ashleyMasterOfFuryNikiWithIssuesFadeAway2
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Angry people who can’t take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.

    • 1,019
    • FAVS
    KaylaKFosterTomE83_JSLauderdaleTHEPokerWifeUrSassy_GingerSquizbotAnemoneOhMoreWants
    • 459
    • RETWEETS
    JSLauderdaleUrSassy_GingerSquizbotPrfeclyiNsaneashburn_laurenJustFollownRTIAmKashWahGreeneyedMofo
    ArroiaVividJamerScigglez__________MrStaggsMiahSaintBaconHuffer
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    My son’s field trip consent form lists walkmans & radios under ‘Optional items.’ Where the fuck are they going, 1989??

    • 974
    • FAVS
    CaptainKanedaKaylaKFosteranja_drischJollyTaxpayerChillytimbo3CockringCircusHardline_StanceJSLauderdale
    • 485
    • RETWEETS
    KaylaKFosterJSLauderdalespiraled_awaySquizbotSiggyMDAnalogbearhabreddevilchassidy_boggs
    bornmiserablelawblobdirtyCDNbitch
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    I swear to god if this girl doesn't get my coffee order right I'm gonna tip her, drink it anyway & be back again tomorrow.

    • 985
    • FAVS
    KellyStreetWxKaylaKFosterOutOnTheMoorsLaScorcha_odlanyeRJenniAllportMorganTurner98Oliviamoskaluk
    • 392
    • RETWEETS
    KaylaKFosterOutOnTheMoorsCassidyrobinetjjjeffs13GondavictorHank_Writesbrammercatbrainsdoc
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Supercuts is one step away from handing you the scissors & saying, “Here, you fix it.”

    • 1,041
    • FAVS
    jrandditrialfemmeStephenmvkKaylaKFosterjlkrobertshandstands4uBertmosaanja_drisch
    • 330
    • RETWEETS
    DJWetwilly_haveyoumetTedBertmosaanja_drischSquizbotToxicWorriernightshadesirispseudo_fred
    FatuousFloozy__
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Nothing snaps a woman into full blown CSI mode faster than an unfamiliar ponytail holder in her car.

    • 1,017
    • FAVS
    KaylaKFosteranja_drischTHEPokerWifeSquizbotAnemoneOhMoreWantsJustFollownRTspiraled_away
    • 326
    • RETWEETS
    Squizbotspiraled_awaypseudo_fredelisa212007david_tullDesignerCuntTateRyanntsm560
    bazlyonschopper4jkBDGarp
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don't have a moon where I live.

    • 901
    • FAVS
    KimberleymakadojranddiStephenmvkHugoInsteadKaylaKFosterMakesYouGigglesharkies3TheCattyLady
    • 435
    • RETWEETS
    jranddiMoney40MonicaRaquellebabiiStephenmvkKaylaKFostersharkies3TheCattyLadystevie28wonder
    Sarcasticsapien
@SCbchbum

@SCbchbum

Got 86'd from Whole Foods for showering