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      Erica @SCbchbum

    Gift @SCbchbum Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    "Do what you love." ~Rich people

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Porn is such bullshit bc there’s no way a guy with tribal tattoos has a mortgage on a house with a spiral staircase & travertine floors.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Most adult friendships are just figuring out whose turn it is to cancel plans.

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree.

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    New guy at Starbuck's dotted the "i" in Erica w/a ♥ on my cup. Marriage proposal, right? Or he's gay. Or a playa. Dickbag. Hate him already.

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    Seriously, if I were a manager at Burger King, my answer to every complaint would be, “You’re at Burger King.”

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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    The number of hashtags you use on Instagram pix is equal to the number of psych meds you should be on.

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don't have a moon where I live.

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age.

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    It's called St. Valentine's Day because St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day just didn't have the same ring to it.

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    I'll wait 20 mins in line at Starbucks to get coffee, but if your picture takes more than 2 seconds to load on my phone, fuck off.

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    Overheard in Starbucks:

    Guy 1: "Go ask her out."
    Guy 2: "Dude, I'm unemployed."
    Guy 1: "Tell her you're an entrepreneur."

    I'm going home.

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    Never look directly at the people having a sizzling plate of fajitas delivered to their table. It’s what they want.

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    If I don't return 17 calls,9 texts,& 7 emails, it's safe to assume you've been blown off & bumped up to Borderline Stalker Status. Sorry Mom

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    My gal pal: "Are you on a diet? You look so nice & thin... What's you're secret?!"

    Me: "Poverty."

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    “I’m working on it.” = Haven’t done shit

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    If you get pulled over in a Smart Car for speeding, you should get a standing ovation, not a ticket.

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      Erica @SCbchbum

    I swear to god if this girl doesn't get my coffee order right I'm gonna tip her, drink it anyway & be back again tomorrow.

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