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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    New guy at Starbuck's dotted the "i" in Erica w/a ♥ on my cup. Marriage proposal, right? Or he's gay. Or a playa. Dickbag. Hate him already.

    • 3,021
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    DanielRCarrillopseudo_fredbaliska2david_tullwytonwytb_r_u_gkerindoesntcookmrjohntofu
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    pseudo_fredRawanFakhoury1mrjohntofulbrown1213JoshuaWitter_37AUdarthWhatevaConckrishna_van
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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree.

    • 2,364
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    gregg_marcyWoodgerSquizicalkathazelmotes1WildeThingydeutschheuteInkedUpKidderBarelyThereJD
    • 1,277
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  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    "Do what you love." ~Rich people

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    PlummyZebraashleyklejnatigersgoroooarraisaelhadik8rtothotdishWarmWires_CelebrityChezpunmagnate
    • 1,387
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    sfcgimkalisikaranWarmWires_dcx125sfsamLetsBeSapidChancellorJomarmbozalina
    DanielRCarrilloWildeThingycathryn_wardmattZillaaaa
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    It's called St. Valentine's Day because St. Blowjob for Jewelry Day just didn't have the same ring to it.

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    spiraled_awayzoofsterWildeThingypseudo_fredbaliska2david_tullGoodMistakes56DearAbbySimon
    • 1,232
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    spiraled_awaypseudo_fredbaliska2david_tullkrishna_vanRobRichardson3fuzzlimebornmiserable
    LifesGoodThingnowarrantylovablelucaskingofalltweetsgoonumbertwo______BlazedDonuts______CrystalMoonableJayDirt___________
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    The number of hashtags you use on Instagram pix is equal to the number of psych meds you should be on.

    • 1,323
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    WarrenHolsteinGretchennleaASpikertetiastroudtheReasonatorjkuchieLaraBu22calebjduck
    • 977
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    SmunchMusicidahobaseballinJenny_loveeeeiiiPrincess__Gingerella01pdxpig_jlsvBassBubbles
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    If I don't return 17 calls,9 texts,& 7 emails, it's safe to assume you've been blown off & bumped up to Borderline Stalker Status. Sorry Mom

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    OhYeahILieddavid_tullDearAbbySimonIAmKashWahkrishna_vanfuzzlimerockinbinbinnayomeewallace
    • 550
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    krishna_vanskernn23brainsdocNinja_Soup_MrAdamBezDesignerCuntTateRyanntsm560
    NinjaFuneral______ThateverydayguyHome_HalfwaySeanINCypressthetobbieezeddalyletsdancebitchsMaui_SpeaksdannydogmouthLicoriceNipples______Coastiefish
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    My gal pal: "Are you on a diet? You look so nice & thin... What's you're secret?!"

    Me: "Poverty."

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    spiraled_awayzoofsterpseudo_fredbaliska2david_tulldreamthievincassvinceIAmKashWah
    • 648
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    spiraled_awaypseudo_fredcassvinceIAmKashWahkrishna_vanthugaliciousmombrainsdocTateRyann
    jlane_Mr_0rang3crayan9SergioValenCoMaui_Speaksshatty48
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    “I’m working on it.” = Haven’t done shit

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    WildeThingypseudo_fredbaliska2david_tullfindmydollspurpledeguEg_Knowledgecassvince
    • 680
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    pseudo_fredtweetingtinkkdavid_tullhenson40Eg_KnowledgecassvinceseattlerayartPippaLewis
    GreeneyedMofoezeddalyJoeyPositivityjedfudallylife_suckerMaryKoCoheykarlinedheenan__________slyoung5FSUSteve__
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    I’ve discovered, the easiest way to change a flat tire is by not wearing a bra.

    • 1,287
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    spiraled_awayToxicWorrierzoofsterpseudo_fredcocakoehlerdavid_tullDearAbbySimoncassvince
    • 469
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    spiraled_awaypseudo_freddavid_tullkrishna_vanBorderKitschjdelaney145ShermanPartsshiivy_curlz
    QwertyJones3PeachCoffinanother_lisaTheAlexNevilkamiekaymee__madamezoobleJandalize
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    If you get pulled over in a Smart Car for speeding, you should get a standing ovation, not a ticket.

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    ToxicWorrierOutOnTheMoorspseudo_freddavid_tulldreamthievinDearAbbySimonIAmKashWahkrishna_van
    • 458
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    ToxicWorrierpseudo_fredIAmKashWahkrishna_vanNickZ2317ShermanPartsLerkyfuzzlime
    life_suckerUluwatuSiapziploccondom______AgamemNOMNOM
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    The awkward moment when you say, "I love you," then the pizza delivery guy says, "That'll be $12.46, please."

    • 1,276
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    pseudo_fredArtIsMyPorndavid_tullkrishna_vanvalfrancisco14AnkitShahrockinbinbinnayomeewallace
    • 309
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    ELEPHANTSiNJARSOhYeahILiedpseudo_freddavid_tullkrishna_vanAnkitShahrockinbinbinTDsareawesome
    gigglegirlnoelshegotagronkgingerfaced5haelPawnYourLifenotfaizzyMothpete
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    I'm like the David Hasselhoff of Twitter. I'm not particularly funny or talented, but they fucking love me in Europe.

    • 1,268
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    zoofsterpseudo_fredjuliepie76david_tullSarcasticsapiennotstatekeepitkreepyFortuitousPen
    • 230
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    pseudo_freddavid_tullMeccaBrooksFortuitousPenRick_IZlllvvvzzzJurassicPattanjadrisch
    Stellacopterthe_couch_guy____jrogasm__________JonCantTweetCarmel_ColemanCoastiefish
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Growing up, we had twerking too, except it was called 'That girl isn’t right in the head.’

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    zoofsterpseudo_freddavid_tullIAmKashWahkrishna_vannayomeewallacelllvvvzzzPurple_whipped
    • 726
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    zoofsterteabangerlllvvvzzzTina_Umm_yupthugaliciousmomTrippWaldenRoyal_Fuckernocturnallyme
    anjadrischKendragardenDontFuckWithMom
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Angry people who can’t take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can.

    • 1,009
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    zoofsterdavid_tullDearAbbySimonZombie_KitIAmKashWahGreeneyedMofofuzzlimerockinbinbin
    • 453
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    IAmKashWahGreeneyedMofofuzzlimeSamurai_RaveMrAdamBezDesignerCuntangelwhorns68tsm560
    ArroiaVividJamerScigglez__________MrStaggsMiahSaintBaconHuffer
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Guys, when us girls travel in packs to the ladies' room, we are ripping our clothes off, rubbing our bodies together & making out. Busted.

    • 1,092
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    spiraled_awayOhYeahILiedGodlessJediiGreenMonkSkullfuckTpseudo_fredDogCat8594elisa212007
    • 336
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    spiraled_awaySkullfuckTpseudo_fredelisa212007Browneyed_mamadavid_tullRizwanPehelwankababchee__
    Jenny4ashleyMasterOfFuryNikiWithIssuesFadeAway2
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    My son’s field trip consent form lists walkmans & radios under ‘Optional items.’ Where the fuck are they going, 1989??

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    VirtualRVToxicWorriernickheerzoofsterFitBeachBumiGreenMonkSkullfuckTpseudo_fred
    • 459
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    ToxicWorriernickheerameelouiseVSkullfuckTpseudo_fredelisa212007david_tullcassvince
    bornmiserablelawblobdirtyCDNbitch
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Supercuts is one step away from handing you the scissors & saying, “Here, you fix it.”

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    VirtualRVToxicWorrieriGreenMonkSkullfuckTpseudo_fredFlambeauxxx_BmoreLikeNitajuliepie76
    • 328
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    ToxicWorriernightshadesirispseudo_fredHolaArielSir_TarzanBmoreLikeNitaelisa212007david_tull
    FatuousFloozy__
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Nothing snaps a woman into full blown CSI mode faster than an unfamiliar ponytail holder in her car.

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    spiraled_awaypseudo_fredpeterwesleypt2elisa212007david_tullcassvincenayomeewallacedanzorz
    • 325
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    spiraled_awaypseudo_fredelisa212007david_tullDesignerCuntTateRyanntsm560acano339
    bazlyonschopper4jkBDGarp
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don't have a moon where I live.

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    • 418
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    Sarcasticsapien
  • SCbchbum
      Erica @SCbchbum

    I don't care if you wear footie pj's or sleep with a Snuggie. If you swish Listerine in your mouth for the full 30 seconds, you are BADASS.

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    ToxicWorrierdavid_tullDearAbbySimoncassvinceIAmKashWahdirtydishtowelsnayomeewallaceNinja_Soup_
    • 261
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    IAmKashWahmae_marsbrainsdocDesignerCuntLiisaTSTateRyanntsm560inigoomontoya
    dubstep4dadsbmarked21Werbo1937________
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